Tall, muscled naval officer: Is there a prostitute service where you can just buy a hug?
Tucson, Arizona
Overheard by: Kaiti
Tall, muscled naval officer: Is there a prostitute service where you can just buy a hug?
Tucson, Arizona
Overheard by: Kaiti
Coworker: Stephanie [the manager] isn't here, so we can say “taint” and “dirty sanchez” all we want!
Springfield, Ohio
Overheard by: Monika
Girl: Don't do that.
Guy: Why? Oh, does it look like I'm giving the Beanie Baby a blow job?
Girl: (silence)
Guy: I'm okay with that.
Dallas, Texas
Manager of maintenance staff, yelling to distant peons: Have you seen a bag with two turkey basters and a jar of vaseline?
Apartment Complex
Kansas City, Missouri
Elderly lady: Okay, teabag–here I come!
Nixa, Missouri
Coworker #1: What, you mean you don't like gummy bears?
Coworker #2: No, I like gummy bears, I just don't feel like chewing today.
New York City, New York
Manager: How dare my BlackBerry not know how to spell “transvestite?” That's just rude.
Berkeley Heights
New Jersey
Entry-level employee: If I was a girl I would definitely be pregnant by now.
Baltimore, Maryland
Young waitress, dreamily: My friends and I just love that Joran Van Der Sloot.
Manager: The fact that he's accused of murder doesn't phase you?
Waitress: Only makes him hotter! (sighs)
Waiter: The next time I say women are stupid and you argue with me, I'm bringing this up, you know.
Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: Shatmandu
Receptionist to UPS delivery guy (about his electronic device for tracking deliveries): Wow! That's a big unit!
Red Deer
Alberta
Canadia
Overheard by: Kate
