Boss: So I don't keep stroking you on this, how about Friday morning?
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: am i still here?
Boss: So I don't keep stroking you on this, how about Friday morning?
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: am i still here?
Coworker: If Al Gore had been elected president we'd all be fairies now.
White Plains, New York
Overheard by: Weeping for the Future
Flaming server: Gimme some tape to close this envelope: I don't lick nothin' that doesn't have a sailor attached.
Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indianapolis
Overheard by: Shatmandu
Project manager #1: Do you want something to suck on?
Project manager #2: Like a tea bag?
Troy, Michigan
Overheard by: Mortgage Whisperer
VP: Opps, sorry. I didn't mean to bump into you with my man-bag.
Office drone: It's called an attache, you jerk! Gross!
Commerce, Michigan
Overheard by: Laughing my man bag off
Female office drone, petting some pussy willows in a fellow drones' office: I love petting your…um, plant.
Fellow female office drone, who owns the plant: I'm glad you didn't call the plant by name, but I still feel awkward.
Mississauga
Canadia
Boss: We need you two to go through these patents on review, every line of them, very carefully. You're going to have to be real anal.
Blond coworker: Oh, I'm real good at anal.
Boss: Great, any questions?
Menlo Park, California
Boss describing an assistant who scheduled all the engineers in team: Kim has worked horizontally through the team.
Uxbridge
England
Overheard by: I'll get fired for this
HR to CEO: No retort needed, Timmy, the proof is in the pudding.
CEO: Mmmmm…pudding!
Lafayette, Indianapolis
Overheard by: Ag dEsigner
Coworker #1: There were two worms fornicating in my yard last night.
Coworker #2: Um, worms are asexual.
Coworker #3: Just because they're asexual doesn't mean they can't have fun!
Jenkintown, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: I Love My Job
