Woman #1: It has been freezing in here today!
Woman #2: You know why they keep the AC turned up so high, don’t you?
Woman #1: To keep us alert?
Woman #2: No…for the headlights.
Woman #1: Headlights?
1 World Financial Center
New York, NY
Woman #1: It has been freezing in here today!
Woman #2: You know why they keep the AC turned up so high, don’t you?
Woman #1: To keep us alert?
Woman #2: No…for the headlights.
Woman #1: Headlights?
1 World Financial Center
New York, NY
Sales rep, shouting at the top of her lungs on sales floor: I've never dialed into a sex line before, in all my years here.
Keene, New Hampshire
Female coworker, about male coworker: He let me spray him before!
Raleigh, North Carolina
Female cube rat: It took me like three minutes to eat the whole 14 inches.
Ivyland, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: impressive technique
Female manager: I'm glad I took the day off! I'd rather be raptured at home.
Marlborough, Massachusetts
Coworker: Did she come?
Secretary: Oh yeah.
Coworker: Wow, that was fast!
Secretary: Yup, in and out!
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: Ian
Receptionist to coworker: I am not sure about this delivering this orientation today, I've never had to do two people at the same time.
Madison, Wisconsin
Female coworker: My box is just exploding right now!
Bellevue, Washington
