Receptionist: You know, this is not the first time you’ve offered to lick my eye.
Assistant: I don’t doubt the validity of that statement.
Hall of Justice
Sacramento, California
Overheard by: weeelll….hmm.
Receptionist: You know, this is not the first time you’ve offered to lick my eye.
Assistant: I don’t doubt the validity of that statement.
Hall of Justice
Sacramento, California
Overheard by: weeelll….hmm.
Client in high end salon to receptionist: I've got to ask you: how do you keep such a fabulous year-round tan?
Receptionist, giving blank stare: I'm half black.
Bellevue, Washington
Receptionist: Were you here on Tuesday? The smell was awful.
Worker Bee: I kind of liked it, it reminds me of my days as a firefighter.
Receptionist: I didn’t know you’re a fireman?!
Worker Bee: Well, it was in Boy Scout camp…a long time ago.
810 Seventh Ave
Butcher: Careful! Blood on the ground’s slippery.
Clerk: …I never want to hear anyone say that to me again.
110 Route 23
Riverdale, New Jersey
Agent: How do I reset the copier?
Assistant: Press the Reset button.
Agent: Which one is the Reset button?
Assistant: The big yellow one labeled “Reset”.
Agent: Oh.
16501 Ventura Boulevard
Encino, California
Mail clerk #1: I got the new pair of shoes because I don’t like what my old ones look like.
Mail clerk #2: Try crack, then you won’t care what you look like.
525 West Van Buren Street
Chicago, Illinois
Secretary: Can I offer you gentlemen anything to drink?
Business hick #1: Yes, ma’am, I’d sure love a cup of black coffee.
Business hick #2: Yeah, the same for me, with cream and milk, please.
345 Park Avenue
New York, NY
Receptionist: Yeah, it’s really confusing this year. All of the days of the week in March are the same as those in February.
9920 108 Street
Edmonton, Canadia
Receptionist: Doc, there is no code for abnormal ejaculation. I looked under Abnormal & under Ejaculation. Nuthin’.
Doctor: Gimme the book.
Receptionist: What’s his problem? Minute man?
Doctor: Check under “retrograde”.
Receptionist: What does that mean? Too fast?
Doctor: Broken. He doesn’t ejaculate at all. Can’t.
838 Pelhamdale Ave
New Rochelle, NY
Overheard by: Lucky
Secretary: I love this new water bottle I got. It holds all the water you need for a full day. The problem is that when I drink out of it, I look like a hamster.
401 Church Street
Nashville, Tennessee
