Woman #1: Plus, I thought it might be fun to have a man.
Woman #2: Oh, I tried that once before, don't you remember my little experiment?
Mental Health Clinic
Quincy, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Mike
Woman #1: Plus, I thought it might be fun to have a man.
Woman #2: Oh, I tried that once before, don't you remember my little experiment?
Mental Health Clinic
Quincy, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Mike
Older Asian lady: Oh, you shaved your beard off!
IT guy: Yep!
Older Asian lady: Now I don't have to be afraid of you.
IT guy: What?
Older Asian lady: Every time I saw you with your beard, I was afraid you were going to mug me, but now you don't look like a mugger.
IT guy: Thanks… I think?
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: Amused at Asian ladies…
Guy: Wow, you did an amazing job on these illustrations!
Woman: Do I have to keep drawing more illustrations?
Guy: Well, maybe if you sucked we wouldn't ask you to draw anymore.
Woman: Oh.
Guy loudly: Why don't you try sucking? Suck a little harder!
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Scandalous
Manager: Why have we been doing so many refunds this week?
Coworker #1: Because our salespeople can't sell properly. They need to start asking customers simple questions, like, “Will this fit in your gap?”
(much sniggering from others)
Coworker #2: You can't ask people that!
Nottingham
England
Boss #1: We need to cut the cost of producing this calendar.
Boss #2: Yes. What's driving the page count?
New York City, New York
Overheard by: sigh….
Boss: What's a few holes between friends?
Collegeville, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Techmonkey
Hostess: How about a bumblebee?
Server: He was asking about kinds of birds, not bugs.
Hostess: Same difference.
Server: Lots of things fly that aren't birds, like bats.
Hostess: Bats are birds.
Server: Bats are mammals!
Hostess: Birds are mammals.
Server, apoplectic: Birds are birds!
Restaurant
Charleston, South Carolina
Female: Dude, did I tell you what happened the last time we ate here together?
Male little person: No, what?
Female: Sheila* saw us and said to me “Dude, I totally saw you eating lunch with a midget. What's up with that?”
Male little person: Ummmm, okay.
Female: But I said “Oh, I know I was totally with a midget, but he has the hugest cock ever. I've totally seen it.”
Male little person: Ummmm, okay. Thanks for the recommendation, I guess?
Female: She said she's going to call you.
Sacramento, California
New worker: So about the health benefit… will my son gets it?
HR: Of course.
New worker: What about my ex-wife? Because for sure I don't want that fucker to get anything.
Menlo Park, California
Suit on phone: Hey, is the Frenchman there? Is the vet there? Who's there?
Times Square
Manhattan, New York
