Man to friend: Wait, they're charging us for stripping?
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Man to friend: Wait, they're charging us for stripping?
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Elderly coworker, a little too enthusiastically: Hey, why don't you just Outlook me later?
Younger bewildered coworker: Um, okay, I guess…
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: AlsoBewildered
Office worker #1: She has a degree from Harvard and another from Yale.
Office worker #2: Well, if she's so smart, why is she working for the government?
Pentagon
Washington, DC
Girl on cell: Should I do breast and leather?
Cicero Ave
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Am I overdressed?
Woman to colleague: So, what did you do last night?
Colleague: I picked up my new banjo, I'm starting banjo lessons this Saturday. I got excited just fondling it!
Woman: I bet.
Ottawa
Canadia
Overheard by: Marti
IT guy #1: Why are they in this order?
IT guy #2: It's alphabetical.
IT guy #1: No, it's not.
IT guy #2: How do you figure?
IT guy #1: S before q.
IT guy #2: Come again?
IT guy #1: You know… S, t, q, v, w, x, y, z. (pause) Wait a minute…
Niles, Illinois
Overheard by: Mosh
Coworker to another: Isn't it funny how the smallest secretary in the office has the biggest box?
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: ADP
Annoyed coworker: What's wrong there? Do you have a booger?
Coworker, picking his nose: No, my brain was itching.
Reston, Virginia
Overheard by: Glad they didn't pick me
IT guy #1: How do you get yourself $400,000 in debt?
IT guy #2: Yeah, and if you are that much in debt, why would you kill yourself?
IT guy #1: Yeah, just file for bankruptcy and wait for your Obama dollaz to come in.
Sparks, Maryland
Overheard by: Dial
