Sales to another: I like cheese, except on Chinese food. I don't like cheese on Chinese food. Is there a P.F. Chang's around here?
Hilliard, Ohio
Sales to another: I like cheese, except on Chinese food. I don't like cheese on Chinese food. Is there a P.F. Chang's around here?
Hilliard, Ohio
Coworker #1 to coworker #2, carrying motorcycle helmet: Did you ride in today?
Coworker #2: Nope, my driving has just been so poor recently that I thought the helmet was a good move.
Littleton, Colorado
Overheard by: 3rd coworker
Boss: Does something pop up when I do this?
Chattanooga, Tennessee
Overheard by: Ideally
Boss's boss: I have to live in whoop-whoop. It's all that I can afford. (pause) Besides, where would I keep my horse?
Sydney
Australia
Office girl, calling boss on phone: Hey! Uh… Help me out here. What's that research called that they're doing with the baby fetuses?
Boss: Umm… What?
Office girl: Did I lose you?
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Overheard by: freudian flip
Office girl #1: Is that soy milk?
Office girl #2: Yes, I'm allergic to cow's milk.
Office girl #1: Oh? Because of the caffeine?
Office Kitchen
London
England
Overheard by: LizD
Coworker #1: What's 14 days from today?
Coworker #2: Two weeks.
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: confused but amused
Coworker #1: So my wife decided to start doing yoga. Now she wants to join a yoga studio.
Coworker #2: Isn't she already a member of Life Time Fitness?
Coworker #1: Yes, but they don't have hot yoga there.
Coworker #2: Ah. Is that like yoga for just hot people?
Denver, Colorado
Manager: Who's Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young? Are they a law firm?
Toronto
Canadia
Cubicle dweller #1: Do any animals eat humans?
Cubicle dweller #2: Uh, lets see… What does a koala eat?
Washington, DC
