Social worker to intake nurse: The patient has a history of mental retardation.
Intake nurse: Has he always been retarded?
(long pause)
Social worker: I'm pretty sure it's not a result of his hospitalization!
Minnesota
Social worker to intake nurse: The patient has a history of mental retardation.
Intake nurse: Has he always been retarded?
(long pause)
Social worker: I'm pretty sure it's not a result of his hospitalization!
Minnesota
New web admin: Why isn't there a feedback form on the website?
Engineer: We took it down. The customers were using it wrong. They kept asking us questions.
San Jose, California
Office guy #1: Are you making love to your coffee?
Office guy #2: Oh yeah, it moans for me!
Huntersville, North Carolina
Coworker #1: Did David* tell you he bought a bike?
Coworker #2: No. What kind of bike did he buy?
Coworker #1: Umm… Blue…
Financial District
Boston, Massachusetts
Cube mate #1: Get some rest tonight. We have to look good in front of the boss at the charity bowl-a-thon tomorrow.
Cube mate #2: Are you bringing your balls?
Sugar Land, Texas
Coworker to another: Did you just eat that muffin-top?
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: Whitney
Legally blind patient: Ow! Owww, owwww! Hey, you can't do this to me! Where's the doctor?
Man in white coat: I am the doctor.
Hospital
Manhattan, New York
Office lady to friend: When you went with me for pedicures, were you with me?
Oakland, California
Overheard by: Alchemist George
Female manager to male manager annoying her: So how does your coffee and Visine taste this morning?
Bakersfield, California
Legal secretary: What's the difference between a Crunch Bar and a Krackle?
Paralegal: I don't know. Maybe different companies make them?
Legal secretary: Yeah, probably.
Wichita, Kansas
Overheard by: Breaking off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar
