Sales #1: You mean he wants to get paid for the time he was screwing the company?
Sales #2: That’s what he said.
12 Nijara Street
Givat Shaul, Jerusalem
Israel
Overheard by: just dunno
Sales #1: You mean he wants to get paid for the time he was screwing the company?
Sales #2: That’s what he said.
12 Nijara Street
Givat Shaul, Jerusalem
Israel
Overheard by: just dunno
Nursing Aide: What do I do?
CSR: Just fill out the brown application.
Nursing Aide: Okay, I filled out my name, but where do I put my address?
CSR: No ma’am, the brown application. That is a calendar.
99 Hudson Street
New York, NY
Overheard by: praying I don’t need medical attention
Co-worker on phone: Hello?…Do I have a minute to come up for a second?
385 Benedict Street
Port Townsend, Washington
Worker on phone: When can you come in today?…Well, I don’t know how long it takes to file an Apprehended Violence Order.
94 Todd Street
Alice Springs, Northern Territory
Australia
Overheard by: Daniel Waudby
Worker #1: Look, the window cleaners are here.
Worker #2: Aren’t they freezing? It’s 15 degrees out.
Worker #1: Oh no, the water they’re using is hot.
25800 Northwestern Highway
Southfield, Missouri
Tech: You can’t save with Adobe Reader. You have to have Professional to save what you enter in the form.
Sales Assistant: But I have 6.0.
Tech: Yes, but in Reader. You have to have Professional.
Sales Assistant: So I can’t save?
Tech: Right.
Sales Assistant: But I have 6.0.
Tech: That doesn’t matter. You still can’t save the form.
Sales Assistant: But I have 6.0.
Tech: In Reader. You have to have Professional to save the data you enter in the form. Reader won’t let you save changes to a PDF.
Sales Assistant: Okay. But I have 6.0. Why can’t I save with that?
12100 I-40 East
Amarillo, Texas
Co-worker #1: Is this the small conference room, northwest corner?
Co-worker #2: It’s the smallest one.
Co-worker #1: So that’s why they gave it the name “small conference room”?
1661 Feehanville Drive
Mount Prospect, Illinois
Attorney: Did you spray the air freshener after you used the bathroom?
Secretary: …We’re getting to know each other too well in this office.
319 West Woodlawn Avenue
Louisville, Kentucky
Overheard by: Tuck Tabler
Intern #1: So are you lactose intolerant?
Intern #2: No, I’m not lactose intolerant, it just makes my throat close up.
304 Hudson Street
New York, NY
