Philosophy

Philosopher: It's hard to whistle when you're flying.

Connecticut

Coworker #1, looking at coworker #2's plant: Horticulture and philosophy go hand in hand.
Coworker #2: Good luck with life.

Caledonia, Michigan

Overheard by: Playtah

Female admin #1: So, how's Pepe doing?
Female admin #2: He's a figment of his own imagination.

San Diego, California

Overheard by: Melissa

Man on phone: Hello? Yes, am I talking to a real person?

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: unreal_person

IT support guy: If it's not working, there must be a problem with it.

Copenhagen
Denmark

Overheard by: Marie

Copier guy (about malfunctioning copier): I'm going to turn this copier off for a while so it can think about itself.

San Francisco, California

Employee #1: Dude, have you ever dreamed with your eyes open?
Employee #2: Uh… Yeah, it's called thinking.

Pomona, California

Professor walking into new chemistry building: Whoa, is this an optical illusion or is this reality?!

University of Arizona, Tucson

Overheard by: Rasputin

Statistician: They’re lying. Unless everything we believe about the world is untrue.

Chelsea
New York City, New York

Investment broker: My kid’s a socialist. He’d rather hang out with his friends than ski with us.

Portland Square
Portland, Maine