Female admin #1: So, how's Pepe doing?
Female admin #2: He's a figment of his own imagination.
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Melissa
Female admin #1: So, how's Pepe doing?
Female admin #2: He's a figment of his own imagination.
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Melissa
Man on phone: Hello? Yes, am I talking to a real person?
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: unreal_person
IT support guy: If it's not working, there must be a problem with it.
Copenhagen
Denmark
Overheard by: Marie
Copier guy (about malfunctioning copier): I'm going to turn this copier off for a while so it can think about itself.
San Francisco, California
Employee #1: Dude, have you ever dreamed with your eyes open?
Employee #2: Uh… Yeah, it's called thinking.
Pomona, California
Professor walking into new chemistry building: Whoa, is this an optical illusion or is this reality?!
University of Arizona, Tucson
Overheard by: Rasputin
Statistician: They’re lying. Unless everything we believe about the world is untrue.
Chelsea
New York City, New York
Investment broker: My kid’s a socialist. He’d rather hang out with his friends than ski with us.
Portland Square
Portland, Maine
Receptionist to another: I said, ‘I don’t care that you care that I think you’re an asshole,’ but maybe I do.
Capitol Highway
Portland, Oregon
Undergrad: If I shit a brick, what would the geologists think of it?
Men’s room, University of Iowa
Iowa
