Lady coworker to male coworker: Did you order the cleaning clit?
Elyria, Ohio
Overheard by: sarah
Lady coworker to male coworker: Did you order the cleaning clit?
Elyria, Ohio
Overheard by: sarah
Plumber to receptionist: I'm here to fix the urinal.
Female receptionist: Is that in the women's restroom or the men's?
Grove City, Ohio
Overheard by: Real Chicks Stand up to Pee
Employee #1, reading a list of names: Johnson?
Employee #2: I don't have a Johnson.
Columbus, Ohio
Overheard by: Bronson Pinchalot
Political organizer: That crackhead bitch! Well, I don't like to call anyone a crackhead. (starts again) That one lady who smokes crack…
Cleveland, Ohio
Overheard by: I don't like labels, either
Worker #1: I don't think he looks like John Candy. I think he looks like the guy who killed John Candy.
Worker #2: With what? Donuts?
Lakeside Avenue
Cleveland, Ohio
Overheard by: Not paid enough.
Boss to employee: Can you just wipe your forehead on my ass?
Columbus, Ohio
Intern: What do we do if there's a fire? Meet somewhere outside…or…
Quasi-supervisor: Hide under your desk.
Cleveland, Ohio
Coworker: Stephanie [the manager] isn't here, so we can say “taint” and “dirty sanchez” all we want!
Springfield, Ohio
Overheard by: Monika
