Lady peon: What? No! You don’t wanna put your boobs on the toilet seat!
Akron, Ohio
Overheard by: I don’t even want to know, really
Lady peon: What? No! You don’t wanna put your boobs on the toilet seat!
Akron, Ohio
Overheard by: I don’t even want to know, really
Woman #1: Look at this shirt! It says Eddie Bauer. I thought they just made trucks?
Woman #2: Eddie Bauer makes all kinds of things. They make baby clothes. They make cologne.
Thrift Store
Toledo, Ohio
Co-worker #1: Where’s [Kate]?
Co-worker #2: She’s off all week.
Co-worker #1: I’m off Wed through Fri. What are you off?
Co-worker #3: Her rocker.
7000 Cardinal Place
Dublin, Ohio
Overheard by: Thenodrin
Tech guy: She can superscript these nuts.
Columbus, Ohio
Woman clerk: You all need to get your hot flashes together so we can get to work!
Springfield, Ohio
Overheard by: Azazel
Two nursing assistants were feeding old men at the home.
Nursing assistant #1: Wow, you’re a really awesome chewer.
Nursing assistant #2: I bet you say that to all the guys.
694 Isaac Prugh Way
Kettering, Ohio
Sales Manager: You are really getting on my nerves today!
General Manager: Good, I can cross that off my list!
2700 Corporate Exchange Drive
Columbus, Ohio
Managing editor, on drug screening: We even test the interns. I was shocked by that. I thought everyone just assumed they were stoned all the time.
Newspaper office
Ohio
Overheard by: I didn’t get the job
Cubicle guy #1: Variety is the spice of life!
Cubicle guy #2: Ha ha! Yeah, right, ask your wife that and see what she says!
Columbus, Ohio
Mental Health Advisor: He’s crazy. He’s gone off his meds because he thinks the doctors are trying to shrink his penis.
240 Calhoun Street
Cincinnati, Ohio
