To Withhold Kitchen and Bedroom Services

Female employee, about customer: He’s afraid of his wife.
Male employee #1: And may I ask who isn’t?!
Male employee #2: I don’t fear my wife, I just respect her power.

Eden Prairie, Minnesota

Posted on March 9, 2020
Coworkers, Gossip, Minnesota

Forcing Us to Hire More Temps

Middle-aged manager: Whoa! You're new here!
Young female temp (making copies): Yeah, I just started on Monday, I'm a temp.
Middle-aged manager: Has anyone shown you the dead bodies yet?
Young female temp: Uh, no.
Middle-aged manager: Once the temps realize what creeps we are, they kill us.

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Overheard by: a temp

Posted on October 16, 2019
Bosses and Underlings, Crimes, Death, Interns & Temps, Minnesota, Questions, Violence

Somebody’s Been Playing with His Dictionary

Manager: Look at those reports to see if any of the spelling has whacked off.

13490 Bass Lake Road
Minneapolis, Minnesota

Overheard by: Trying to keep a straight face

Posted on September 18, 2019
Dumb Bosses, General Idiocy, Minnesota

I've Started Letting the Kids Paint Them for Art Class

Very Republican coworker: I have more guns than I know what to do with.

Golden Valley
Minnesota

Posted on May 20, 2019
Coworkers, Default, Minnesota, Violence, Weirdness

And for a Short Time, He Will Like You More

Female peon: Even if a guy doesn’t like you it’s still nice if you give him a blow job, right?
Male peon: Yeah, that’s nice… That’s reeeal nice… That’s Toys-for-Tots-nice.

1200 Yankee Doodle Road
Eagan, Minnesota