Meals and Snacks

Female coworker #1: I love to eat!
Female coworker #2: I have such a big appetite, I bet I could eat you under the table!

214 Lincoln Street
Allston, Massachusetts

Cube dweller: I learned something last night. Never trust a restaurant that has a sumo wrestler in a pink tutu and high heels on the menu.

Los Angeles, California

Hesitant admin: I know what size a meatball is… I think.

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Programmer, in otherwise quiet office: Wait, what? How is that “snickerdoodle” isn't in my phone's T9?

Mesa, Arizona

Overheard by: Chris Cardinal

Co-worker #1: What’s inside these things?
Co-worker #2: I don’t know, Chocolate, I think.
Co-worker #1: There better not be anything gross inside.
Co-worker #3: That’s why I don’t eat balls, because you never know what’s gonna come out of them.

117 Kendrick Street
Needham, Massachusetts

Supervisor, about harvesting crops: God, I'd love to plow all of this!

Ann Arbor, Michigan

Overheard by: Sabrina

Underling to boss, about baking cake balls: So yeah, you put your balls in the fridge, cause otherwise they get kinda sweaty.

Dallas, Texas

Overheard by: Deena

Saleswoman: Who brought these cinnamon… muffin… things?
Salesman: Cinnamon rolls?
Saleswoman: Yeah.

Woodlake, California

Lady: You think wearing the skin of a dead cow is cool or something? You’re promoting murder by wearing that.
Leather jacket guy: I don’t wear this because I like leather. I wear this because I hate cows. My father was gored to death by a bull. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to Burger King.

Blockbuster Video, 14936 North Florida Avenue
Tampa, Florida

Overheard by: Jonathon Flachlinie

Female receptionist to male receptionist: Since you're going to lunch in 20 minutes, can you fill up my water bottle?
Male receptionist: Can you blow me?

Avenue of the Americas
New York City, New York

Overheard by: gb