Guy serving lunch: Do you want meatloaf?
Kid: No, I'm a vegetarian.
Guy serving lunch: Not today, you're not! (slaps a big piece of meatloaf on kid's plate)
23rd Street
New York City, New York
Guy serving lunch: Do you want meatloaf?
Kid: No, I'm a vegetarian.
Guy serving lunch: Not today, you're not! (slaps a big piece of meatloaf on kid's plate)
23rd Street
New York City, New York
Employee #1: I wonder who put these chocolates on my desk.
Employee #2: I put my money on the easter bunny.
Employee #1: Yeah, the easter bunny…at this point in my life I’ll even take farm animals into consideration.
360 Hiatt Drive
Palm Beach Gardens, Florida
Female coworker #1: I love to eat!
Female coworker #2: I have such a big appetite, I bet I could eat you under the table!
214 Lincoln Street
Allston, Massachusetts
Cube dweller: I learned something last night. Never trust a restaurant that has a sumo wrestler in a pink tutu and high heels on the menu.
Los Angeles, California
Hesitant admin: I know what size a meatball is… I think.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Programmer, in otherwise quiet office: Wait, what? How is that “snickerdoodle” isn't in my phone's T9?
Mesa, Arizona
Overheard by: Chris Cardinal
Co-worker #1: What’s inside these things?
Co-worker #2: I don’t know, Chocolate, I think.
Co-worker #1: There better not be anything gross inside.
Co-worker #3: That’s why I don’t eat balls, because you never know what’s gonna come out of them.
117 Kendrick Street
Needham, Massachusetts
Supervisor, about harvesting crops: God, I'd love to plow all of this!
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Overheard by: Sabrina
Underling to boss, about baking cake balls: So yeah, you put your balls in the fridge, cause otherwise they get kinda sweaty.
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: Deena
Saleswoman: Who brought these cinnamon… muffin… things?
Salesman: Cinnamon rolls?
Saleswoman: Yeah.
Woodlake, California
