Especially When It’s Deja Vu of Making Copies

Peon, to no one: When you have deja vu more than once a day, you know you have a fucking boring job.

Omaha, Nebraska

Posted on September 14, 2015
Default, Employees, Gripes, Health & Hygiene, Nebraska

The Scary Thing Is, I Agree With Both of Them

Male co-worker: It just ticks me off that Elmo is more popular than Grover. My other job was really boring, and one day I was fantasizing…
Female co-worker, interrupting: I think we’ve heard enough.

20890 Kenbridge Court
Lakeville, Minnesota

Overheard by: Gigi

Posted on September 14, 2015
Arts, Coworkers, General Idiocy, Gripes, Midwest, Minnesota

In Obedience to the Divine Command?

Manager, hearing loud sounds of construction hammering: They're supposed to do their banging at night!

Lehi, Utah

Overheard by: Still Snickerin'

Posted on September 9, 2015
Admins, Gripes, Sexuality, Utah, Weirdness

She Meant “Even If I Were a Lady“

Female Co-worker: Even if I was a woman, I wouldn’t put a Chippendales calender on my desk.

12602 W. Bridger Street
Boise, Idaho

Posted on September 8, 2015
Coworkers, Gripes, Idaho, Sexuality

Don't Hate the Internet, Hate the Game.

Matronly office drone: The internet keeps playing games; it keeps going down on me. (pause) Wait, that sounds bad.

Bellevue, Washington

Posted on September 1, 2015
Dumb Employees, Gripes, Internet, Washington, Weirdness

Anyway, I Already Ate Peter’s Foot Skin

Broker #1: Ok, here’s one: would you rather lick the bulge on Johnny’s* leg or eat the skin that Peter* peeled off his foot last year?
Broker #2: As sick as this sounds, I’d take Johnny’s bulge in a second. I had to sit next to Peter. His foot had a crack in it so deep you could stick a pencil in it.

440 South LaSalle
Chicago, Illinois