Thailand

Coworker: I asked HR for two rubbers and she only gave me one! This happens every time.

Rama 1 Road
Bangkok
Thailand

Overheard by: Bangkok Lawyer

Friendly staff: Sir, we fix everything but water damage.
Hippie traveler: Uh, well, I drooled on it.

Bangkok
Thailand

General manager: That’s what I like about you — you’re a reliable disappointment.
Environmental, Safety, and Industrial Hygiene coordinator: Thanks!

450 Sukhumvit Road
Rayong
Thailand

Overheard by: Rick campion