Curious coworker: Were you guys talking about teabags in the bathroom?
University Park, Pennsylvania
Curious coworker: Were you guys talking about teabags in the bathroom?
University Park, Pennsylvania
Host: Well, I think that’s going to be September 11th. Check the calendar.
Computer tech: September 11th? Isn’t that something important? Oh, that’s Labor Day, right?
Host: 9-11.
Computer tech, looking clueless: Ohhh. Well, okay.
421 NW Riverside Drive
Evansville, Indiana
Overheard by: Amanda
Sales guy: I'm not saying that people from Long Island have no soul, but all the empirical evidence seems to point in that direction.
Albany, New York
Overheard by: Mac
Co-worker: Wow! Look at the wind!
8220 England Street
Charlotte, North Carolina
Salesman: Who do you think you are, Linda Ellerbee?
Business Manager: No, Kurt Vonnegut.
2 Penn Plaza
New York, NY
Overheard by: Roy Edelsack
Manager: We’re going to have to let you go.
Employee: I didn’t do nothin’!
Manager: I personally caught you defecating into the employee bathroom sink.
Employee: The toilet was filthy!
95 South Illinois Street
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: Shatmandu
Engineer #1: Guess who is going to be at the club I'm going to in Vegas?
Engineer #2: Snoop Dogg?
Engineer #1: No, Asia.
Engineer #2: Uh, isn't that a country?
Engineer #1: (blank stare)
FedEx Drive
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Jamil
Manager: We should do it. I’m just concerned that the cost will be too exuberant for us to overcome.
180 Varick Street
New York, NY
Employee #1: I’m going to this funny movie tomorrow.
Employee #2: Which one?
Employee #1: I don’t know what it’s called, but it’s the one where Sasha Baron Cohen comes as a guy from Kazakhstan named “Borat.”
Employee #2: Oh, yeah, Borat!
Employee #1: Right, and I still can’t remember the title!
4250 Connecticut Avenue
Washington, DC
Overheard by: end of days is here
Avis clerk: I just love your little beanie!
Jewish guy: It’s actually called a yarmulke. I’m Jewish, and all Jewish men wear them.
Avis clerk: Oh! Well, you have yourself a merry Christmas!
Charlotte Airport, North Carolina
Overheard by: Renjeau
