Man to woman, entering elevator: The best thing about Sydney is that you can go either way, male or female.
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Man to woman, entering elevator: The best thing about Sydney is that you can go either way, male or female.
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Chick on cell: Uh-huh… Yeah. Okay. Call me later. [Snaps phone shut and turns to friend, loudly] So, oh my god, she has chlamydia and–
Horrified retail guy: –Okay, I didn’t hear that…
Chick on cell: I did not say it that loudly… right?
Horrified friend: Yeah, you really did…
Shop 13, 1100 Pacific Highway
Canadia
Overheard by: Not that loud…
Yuppie #1 : Yeah, so my buddy is a trader at RBC.
Yuppie #2 : Royal Bank of Scotland?
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Jack
Thug #1: Yo, man, this place is lined up!
Thug #2: Yo, this place got more lines than algebra class.
Thug #1: Man, this place prob’ly got more signs in it.
Thug #2: Fo’ sho’. It prob’ly got more cosines in it, too.
Coliseum Ottawa, 3090 Carling Avenue
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Beth
Girl #1: Actually, I think her parents were brother and sister by adoption.
Girl #2: Does that mean she's an albino?
Sydney
Australia
Overheard by: Kate
Girl to friend: Why don't we just give her one of my mom's old boob implants? She had a mastectomy and never had it fixed, so she just puts a sock in there, and has a drawer full of implant boobs we could use.
Amherst, Massachusetts
Woman #1: I can’t just walk. I want a six pack.
Woman #2: Oh, I’ll never have a six pack. I’m round in the middle, and I got no back!
Man: What the hell?
Woman #2: It’s a rap song. Ain’t my fault you’ve got no culture.
460 West 34th Street
New York, New York
Overheard by: ahhaha
New mommy: So when's your baby due?
Pregnant lady: The doctor said I may have to have a c-section as my public bone isn't big enough for normal delivery.
Brentwood, Tennessee
Lady #1: I’ve always wanted to try the sales department.
Lady #2: Ever since I was little, I wanted to be a forest ranger.
Wall Street
New York City, New York
Lady: …and I told [Jeff] that I had really expected at least six inches last night.
1600 Oakley Park Road
Walled Lake, Michigan
