Or, Even Better– Play Boggle?

Rep #1: I hope we won't be bored today.
Rep #2: Don't worry, I brought things to entertain us.
Rep #1: Does that mean you are finally going to sleep with me today?

Sarasota, Florida

Overheard by: Scared of entertainment

Posted on February 2, 2015
Coworkers, Florida, Questions, Sexuality

Maybe She Was Sensing That She’s Smarter Than Her Owner

Canadian woman: Things have been so strange around here lately with all the closed door meetings and whispering. Even my dog was really restless the other night, but I think she was sensing the earthquake and possible tsunami.

4027 Tampa Road
Oldsmar, Florida

Posted on February 1, 2015
Animals, Crazies, Florida, Gripes

It Was the ‘Let’s All Go to the Lobby’ Promo

Lady peon: Oh my god, last night I saw the most confusingest movie ever.

Barnie’s Coffee and Tea
Jupiter, Florida

Overheard by: Bored Coffee Girl

Posted on January 31, 2015
Dumb Employees, Florida, General Idiocy, The Cafe

No, the French Are What’s Wrong with France

Employee #1: It’s them damn environmentalists that make the gas prices so high.
Employee #2: Yeah, those morons won’t let us drill for oil anywhere. They’re what’s wrong with this country.
Employee #1: Yeah, them and the French.

North 6th Street
Gainesville, Florida

Overheard by: Environmentalist

Posted on January 30, 2015
Dumb Bosses, Employees, Florida, General Idiocy, Geography & History, Gripes, Money

Lt. Uhura: I Confess, I’m an Android

Idiot employee: No, man! I’m telling you, there were no black people in Star Trek! They weren’t allowed to have jobs back then!

Monroe Street
Tallahassee, Florida

Overheard by: book browser

Posted on January 29, 2015
Dumb Employees, Florida, General Idiocy, Nerds and Geeks

I'm Not Falling Into This Trap Again

Black coworker to white coworker: I mean, some times you have to call a spade a spade and a monkey a monkey, right?
White coworker: Ah, I guess.

Fort Myers, Florida

Posted on January 28, 2015
Animals, Coworkers, Florida, Questions, Race, Words

Because That's What You Said About Sucking Your Penis, to No Avail

Male coworker: Colon cleansing will fix your insomnia.
Female coworker: Really?

Jacksonville, Florida

Overheard by: never heard that before

Posted on January 19, 2015
Body Parts, Coworkers, Florida, Health & Hygiene

…Because I Need to Know Whether or Not to Call Security.

Saleswoman: Oh, you're also from Iran?
Woman: Yes.
Saleswoman: So do you all speak Islamic?

Miami, Florida

Posted on January 18, 2015
Customers, Florida, General Idiocy, Language barrier, Questions, Sales

With Enough White Out I Could End Racial Intolerance

Office supplies clerk: Where is all double sided tape going?
Office peon (to other peon): One more roll for my left foot and I can scale the building like Spiderman.

Downtown Orlando, Florida

Posted on January 4, 2015
Body Parts, Coworkers, Cubicles, Default, Florida, Pop culture, Questions

Or to the Statistically Inevitable Divorce Celebration

Cube dweller #1: For my wedding the colors were black and white. So I took my bridesmaids to the dress shop and told them to pick out whatever dress they wanted. They all ended up picking the same one.
Cube dweller #2: Well, that's nice.
Cube dweller #1: Of course they picked the most expensive dress, but I didn't have to pay for that part.
Cube dweller #2: And I bet it was a nice bridesmaid dress that they could wear again and again.
Cube dweller #3: Yeah, like to a funeral.

Tallahassee, Florida

Overheard by: eavesdropping cube dweller

Posted on December 28, 2014
Clothes, Colors, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Cubicles, Default, Florida, Money, Offers and requests