Feelings

Cube girl #1: I am so excited! The Olympics start tonight and I love them!
Cube girl #2: Yeah they're pretty cool.
Cube girl #1: Cool?! I watch them every year!

Salem, North Carolina

Overheard by: Jessica B.

New girl: No, I want you to feel it because it's stiff.

Yaphank, New York

Office girl: I love her…she was my favorite wife.

Richmond, Virginia

Overheard by: Bry

Girl on elevator: How mad should I be that he is still publicly declaring love for someone else?
Friend: You could point it out, say, “You know, I'd feel better about all the time you spend texting your ex-skank if you took down that you love her on Facebook.”
Girl: I don't want to jump to conclusions or be crazy anymore, he said that she was like a sister.
Friend: It's really absurd to text that much though.
Girl: I don't know if maybe he meant like in The South?

Boston, Massachusetts

Boss, on his way out the door for a rough meeting: If I never come back, tell my wife I like her.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Female accountant: I'll work on that when I feel less bitchy.

Saskatoon
Saskatchewan
Canadia

Overheard by: Scarlett

Administrative assistant: Are you feeling okay?
Redneck supervisor: You know me, sometimes I like to overdose.

Dallas, Texas

Overheard by: (Not so Redneck) Supervisor

Consultant: Happy birthday, ladybug! Are you okay?
Admin: I'm fine, I just feel awful.
Consultant: Did you go out drinking last night?
Admin: Yeah, I had Crown and Cokes all night, and shots at every bar, but that's not why I feel bad.

Dallas, Texas

Overheard by: Red Head

Female coworker #1: I just haven't been feeling well lately.
Female coworker #2: Do you want to suck on something?

Westminster, California

Suit in a sea of suits: One man's garbage is another man's treasure… That's how I got my girlfriend!

Tarrytown, New York

Overheard by: Laughing in their Faces