Angry manager: I’ve got more important shit in my life than that goddam coffee can.
New Mexico
Angry manager: I’ve got more important shit in my life than that goddam coffee can.
New Mexico
(two bosses are arguing)
Coworker #1: They are going to kill each other.
Coworker #2: Good, then we don't have to be bothered with them anymore.
School of Dentistry
University of Michigan
Overheard by: I love my job, I love my job, I love my job
Office girl on phone: What is it? (pause) Does it feel weird?
Cleveland, Ohio
Book lady: Attention staff, a customer needs assistance with nostalgia.
Houston, Texas
Overheard by: Autumn
Office girl on cell: Come on, Mom, you know how I feel about socks!
621 East 9th Street
Des Moines, Iowa
Co-worker: This is absolutely draining. Now I have a headache and want to go home and cuddle up with my blanky.
6277 Sea Harbor Drive
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: Nicole Pickering
Grunt #1: How you doin’ today, Paul*?
Grunt #2: Flying. Flying high today.
Grunt #1: Too many pills?
Grunt #2: Yep. They make you pee.
North Meridian Street
Indianapolis, Indiana
Brit at end of conference call: I’m so glad I don’t have to hear that bloody cow anymore.
Large chick: Uh…I’m still here and heard that.
Massachusetts Avenue
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Mad Phat Pat
Angry sales rep: I hate how Amazon thinks it knows me.
New Brunswick, New Jersey
Overheard by: Not Your Friend Either
20-something girl, handing over papers: These ones are re-do's.
50-something Indian man: Why?
20-something girl: Because they were crying.
50-something Indian man: Oh, boy.
20-something girl: At least no one threw up on us this year.
North Brunswick, New Jersey
