Factory worker: It’s great, you know. I can go to my doctor and say stuff like: “This stuff is green, and it’s making me sick.”
Kelso Drive
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Anonymous Temp
Factory worker: It’s great, you know. I can go to my doctor and say stuff like: “This stuff is green, and it’s making me sick.”
Kelso Drive
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Anonymous Temp
Peon #1: Lay it down.
Peon #2: Hold it.
Peon #1: I want it laying down.
Peon #2: I like it.
Peon #1: Lay! It! Down!
Los Banos, California
Overheard by: KooKoo Cachoo
Woman on intercom: David*, to the back office. David*, to the back office, please.
David*on intercom: No, I don't want to. No, I don't want to.
Kinko's
San Antonio, Texas
Overheard by: The Flying Aspidistra
Coworker to another who just sneezed: Bless you! Hold on to those teeth!
Hanford, California
Overheard by: californiatrinity
Young office dude: Did you see that I called you, like 40 times?
Young office chick: Yeah, I saw that I had stalker calls and it made me feel really special.
San Rafael, California
Secretary to lawyer with huge ink stain on shirt: You want a Hello Kitty sticker to cover that up?
Lawyer: No!
Secretary: How 'bout a pirate sticker?
Lawyer: N… okay.
Schaumburg, Illinois
Overheard by: Wenchie
Accountant: Thanks for keeping it organized while I was on vacation.
Female manager: No problem. I like it anal.
Chevy Chase Drive
Glendale, California
Excited coworker: Hey, pet my pants!
San Rafael, California
Coworker on phone: Fool me once, shame on… you. (pause) Fool me… the second one is where it’s my fault.
Thurston Avenue
Greensboro, North Carolina
Overheard by: Audrey
Female coworker: I don’t know. I was thinking about losing about 50 pounds.
Male coworker: Yeah, I think I could lose about 30 to 40 myself.
Female coworker: You know what I heard? With men, if you lose, like, 35 pounds, you gain an inch.
Male coworker: Uh…
500 North King Street
Wilmington, Delaware
Overheard by: i just wanted a coke
