Male receptionist: I've been trying to get this pen in the ceiling for so long, but I just can't.
Manhattan, New York
Male receptionist: I've been trying to get this pen in the ceiling for so long, but I just can't.
Manhattan, New York
Coworker: I need a glass of tonic water, a screwdriver, and a hanger.
Elmira, New York
Coworker to another: What, haven't you ever seen a man do that with his tongue before?
Lexington, Kentucky
Overheard by: I blushed.
iPod chick #1: I told Lauren* to look hot today, we’ll see…
iPod chick #2: I know, it’s so hard for her. She can only look hot like once a month.
Waltham, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Joe
Suit in bathroom: Don’t you hate it when the hole in your underwear is in the wrong spot?
Cottage Grove
Wisconsin
Overheard by: um.. yah
American patient on cell: …and I don't even know *how* it happened, I remember I had my pants on…
Emergency Room
Germany
Cantankerous old man: They don't have any regular sandwiches there. It's all pita-this and wrap-that. If it's not on wonder bread, I don't want it!
Los Angeles, California
Performer, flubbing line: Kitten boobies!
Adult Film Company
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: fetishgirl
Coworker #1: Was it as good as it was last night?
Coworker #2: Mmm-hmmm!
Chicago, Illinois
Office chick #1: Hey, Lauren* wants you to answer her phone while she's out.
Office chick #2: Tell her to go jerk off in a corner.
Main Street
Peekskill, New York
Overheard by: Pam Beesly
