Boss: Stop communicating!
Underling (sheepishly): Sorry.
New York
Boss: Stop communicating!
Underling (sheepishly): Sorry.
New York
<b>southern girl ordering pizza hut online:</b> so everyone is cool with pan crust?
<b>brooklyn girl:</b> how the hell are you going to order pan crust while you're sitting next to a new yorker?
<b>southern girl:</b> this isn't even real pizza by your standards.
<b>brooklyn girl:</b> someone should break your fucking fingers.
Fort Mill, SC
Woman co-worker: She’s just always been angry at the world. She thinks people don’t respect her because she’s a midget, and a single mother.
Crenshaw Blvd
Torrance, California
Female talking to male co-worker: It was like something out of a V.C. Andrews novel. The one where the brother and sister were locked in the attic and were fucking each other.
Congress Street
Charlotte, North Carolina
Overheard by: Frank
Lawyer #1: Listen to this — ‘The patient’s bladder was emptied and transferred back to recovery room in stable condition with no complications.’
Lawyer #2: Where’s the rest of her, still in the O.R.?
220 East 42nd Street
New York, New York
Editor: Yeah, I don't think we even had the crib set up when we brought my son home from the hospital. He spent the first few weeks in a pack-and-play next to the bed. Really, you can just put them in a box and they're fine.
Publishing House
Baltimore, MD
Coworker: I hope I don’t get molasses in my dog bite.
Niagara & West Ferry
Buffalo, New York
Engineer cleaning out her purse: Hey look! I had four cereal bars in there!
Geeky coworker: Look at the way those are laying next to each other on the desk, one right next to the other… Those aren’t cereal, they are parallel universes!
Richmond Road
Cleveland, Ohio
Overheard by: The Surly Programmer
Receptionist, after seeing picture of a child born with no hands: That's terrible! So do they grow back?
University of Miami
Coral Gables, Florida
Overheard by: Guy Who Originally Found the Picture
Female cubicle rat: Oh my god, last night was insane! I had a lot of fun though. Hey, do you know if I was wearing underwear last night? (pause) Shutup, I am not a slut! (manic laugh) I could have sworn I had some on before I left the house. I'm itchy. I hope I didn't sit on something funky at the club.
Orange County, California
