Coworker to son: It's just a scratch, stop being so gay and rub some damn Neosporin on it. Get over it!

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: George

Male coworker: So after she leaves, I'm gonna take her orange out of the trash and make sweet, sweet love to it.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Worker #1: One time, when i was working at the bar, I was getting one from this girl in the bathroom and i grabbed the back of her head when she tried to pull away and i said “nuh-uh, honey.”
Worker #2: Isn't that a little cliche? In the bathroom of a bar?
Worker #3: There's nothing cliche about blowjobs!

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: pemulis

Two females are talking back and forth in the one female's office. The third female, who had been gone for a while on vacation enters the office. They all greet when the head lady says:
"we're talking important matters right now… Porta potties!"

Quincy University Office of Advancement, 1800 College Ave, Quincy, Illinois, 62301

Overheard by: Lorene

Smoking woman to woman parking her car: You came in the out! That's bad, you can't do that.
Woman in car: Are you police?
Smoking woman, with authority: No, but I'm a postal worker.

Post Office Parking Lot
Massachusetts

Boss to worker: We're like this. (crosses fingers) I just haven't figured out which of us is on top yet.

Annapolis, Maryland

Overheard by: K