Cube monkey #1: I’m losing my will to live.
Cube monkey #2: Would a tiny peanut butter cookie help?
Calgary
Canada
Cube monkey #1: I’m losing my will to live.
Cube monkey #2: Would a tiny peanut butter cookie help?
Calgary
Canada
Geriatric cubicle worker #1: What's that girls first name?
Geriatric cubicle worker #2: Who?
Geriatric cubicle worker #1: Jennifer.
Geriatric cubicle worker #2: It's “Jennifer.”
Geriatric cubicle worker #1: Thanks!
New Haven, Connecticut
Overheard by: Nick T.
CEO to receptionist: I’m not touching myself! I’m having an underwear emergency.
Parnell
Auckland
New Zealand
little girls are putting them on their pee-pees, having pee-pee parties.
345 Hudson St, NYC
Old male doc with English as a second language: Are you married?
20-something woman with UTI: Yes.
Old male doc: Do you have… relationship… in the last 48 hours?
20-something woman: Ah… um… no?
Old male doc: Okay. They used to call this the animal infection.
Doctor's Office
Maryland
Overheard by: Poor girl
Boss: Hey whackadoo! [pause] Shut the fuck up.
Rochester, Minnesota
Overheard by: Kirby
Coworker eating twig cereal: I have eaten so much fiber today, when I get home, I’m gonna crap a wicker basket.
Rochester, New York
Employee to group of new hires waiting for orientation: Oh, good, it’s almost time for them to pretend like they care about you!
Woodruff Road
Greenville, South Carolina
Overheard by: Fast, Fun, and Friendly
Male boss: I want you to know that was awesomely wicked!
Female worker, just exiting ladies’ room: You can hear what people do in there?
Male boss: No! No… I meant, that e-mail you sent last week.
Kitchener, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Notdaboss
