Man: It's coming around again! Wait! You'll see in a minute. You'll see the shuttle riding on the back of the plane.
Woman: Oh… I thought it was being towed!
Manhattan, New York
Man: It's coming around again! Wait! You'll see in a minute. You'll see the shuttle riding on the back of the plane.
Woman: Oh… I thought it was being towed!
Manhattan, New York
Coworker #1: Have you ever seen “The Hills Have Eyes”?
Coworker #2: Nah, I don’t like horror movies about mutants.
Coworker #1: They’re not mutants. Okay, they like live in this town where the government did like nuclear testing and it…
Coworker #2: Turned them into mutants.
Coworker #1: Well I guess… Based on how you define mutant.
Coworker #2: Someone who is changed or ‘mutated’ by radioactive material… Mutant.
Coworker #1: Yeah? well they all lived in this town where they were doing testing.
Coworker #3: Oh yeah. I saw that one. It gets into the water supply and there’s like a big lawsuit!
Coworker #2: No dude, that’s “Erin Brockovich”
Coworker #3: Oh. Yeah.
E Golf Rd
Schaumburg, Illinois
Overheard by: Emily
Customer: And what are your hours?
Leasing rep: We’re open from 10 to 6.
Customer: So could I do 6:30?
Leasing rep: No, we close at 6.
Customer: Oh, okay, I guess that’ll work then.
Randallstown, Maryland
Overheard by: tkap
Young woman: Hey, Fatty McDouchebag, if you say one more thing about my boyfriend I will rip out you lap band with my bare hands and strangle you with it.
Queens, New York
Sales rep: No, we cannot move the piano on the ship… The piano cannot be moved… No, we cannot move it to another room… The piano cannot be moved… What do you not understand? We cannot move the piano!
Chelsea Piers, Pier 6
New York
Singapore flight attendant: For dinner we have chicken curry or beef Stroganoff.
Australian passenger: I'll have the lamb.
Singapore Airlines
Surgeon: So, you’re dating a nurse… What kind?
PA #1: Beats the hell out of me… I’m just hoping she’s a head nurse — you know, with dirty knees.
PA #2: Awesome.
Hospital
Western Pennsylvania
Records tech: I used to have more vacation time before I worked [in this department]! But I guess since I started taking vacations…
Manning Drive
Chapel Hill, North Carolina
Overheard by: seftiri
Admin assistant: What do you mean you don’t have sex? You live with your boyfriend!
Receptionist: Yeah, once you have the fish in the boat, there’s no reason to keep throwing out the lure.
12th Street
Portland, Oregon
Colleague #1 to colleague who is looking rather angry: Are you okay?
Colleague #2: No, I'm seek dot com dot au angry!
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: Gold
