Call Me “Bitch” or Nothing at All

Timid 20-year-old: Excuse me, ma’am…
Sassy 30-year-old: I know you didn’t just ‘Ma’am’ me!

Navy Yard
Washington, DC

Posted on November 8, 2022
Coworkers, Gripes, Washington DC

5PM That’s a Wrap

Suit #1: Are you going to the farewell party for [Liz]?
Suit #2: I don’t know yet. Does she know she’s leaving or is it a surprise party?

3 2nd Street
Jersey City, New Jersey

Overheard by: Hobo Whisperer

Posted on November 7, 2022
Coworkers, Executives, Hiring & Firing, New Jersey, Questions, Suits

Every Office Has Its Very Own Rainman

Employee #1: So, if it’s 7:11 now, and I have a 30 minute break, what time do I have to be back?
Employee #2: Uh, 7:41.
Employee #1: How did you figure that out so fast?

Huron Road
Cleveland, Ohio

Posted on November 6, 2022
Coworkers, Default, Employees, General Idiocy, Ohio, Questions, Time Management, Weirdness

…Unlike Last Week's Eclair Saga.

Coworker #1: Let me tell you my big cannoli story! (coworker #2 giggles) No, it's not dirty.

Government Office
Washington, DC

Posted on November 5, 2022
Body Parts, Coworkers, Government, Meals and Snacks, Washington DC

And Why Are You Snapping Photos?

Coworker, trying to get security card out of pocket: Why would you stand there and let me unbutton my pants when you already had yours out?

Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on November 2, 2022
Clothes, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Questions, Sexuality, Tennessee

I’m Just Trying to Be Polite

Hardhat #1 yelling to buddy in crane: How’d you get to be so tall?
Hardhat #2: Insanity.
Hardhat #1: Shamu?
Hardhat #2: No — insanity.
Hardhat #1: I can’t hear anything down here.

University of Arkansas
Fayetteville, Arkansas