Wanted: Necromancer (This Position Is Part‐Time)

Worker #1: Hi, Sally*, my ID has expired. How can I get it renewed?
Worker #2: I suppose the other people on our team will also be expiring soon, too. Do we need to address them now, or should we wait ’til they actually expire also?

55 East Hartland Street
East Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Linda BoBinda