…the Way You Rock Those Slutty High Heels

Short coworker: Man, I would give anything to be taller.
Tall coworker: I'd totally slip you a couple inches if I could.
(awkward silence)

Laramie, Wyoming

Overheard by: sarah

Posted on July 27, 2009
Coworkers, Physical Appearance, Sexuality, Weirdness, Wyoming

The Birds and Bees Conversation Never Goes Well

Hostess: How about a bumblebee?
Server: He was asking about kinds of birds, not bugs.
Hostess: Same difference.
Server: Lots of things fly that aren't birds, like bats.
Hostess: Bats are birds.
Server: Bats are mammals!
Hostess: Birds are mammals.
Server, apoplectic: Birds are birds!

Restaurant
Charleston, South Carolina

Posted on July 27, 2009
Animals, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Questions, South Carolina, Weirdness

Like, Remember M.A.S.H.? Hilarious!

White office girl #1, about racist Miley Cyrus picture: So, yeah, I actually found that photo way more offensive than the topless one in Vogue.
White office girl #2: But it wasn't racist. It was just a joke about how funny they look.
White office girl #1: Yeah, I see your point.

Adelaide Central Market
Australia

Posted on July 21, 2009
Australia, Coworkers, General Idiocy, Music, Physical Appearance, Race, TV

Wasn't Clitter a Mariah Carey Movie?

Woman to group: Yeah, so she had her baby through c-section.
Surprised woman, interrupting: C-section? Why?
Woman: I don't know, maybe they glued her clitter shut.
Serious woman: Nice, Jane.

Michigan

Posted on July 16, 2009
Body Parts, Coworkers, Health & Hygiene, Michigan, Questions, Weirdness

Now Let's Do Roll Call!

Cube dweller #1: Okay, sir, so that name is spelled m-i-c-k-e-y?
Cube dweller #2: M-o-u-s-eeeeee!

Oklahoma

Overheard by: It's a small world afterall

Posted on July 16, 2009
Cinema, Coworkers, Names, Oklahoma, Questions

I'd Rather Not Spill About That Night in Cabo with the Mule

Coworker #1: The system won't let me type any letters in the credit field of my insurance quote.
Coworker #2: Have you tried confessing your darkest sins to the Lord and trying again?
Coworker #1: I'll just have the help desk do it.

Caledonia, Michigan

Overheard by: Playtah

Posted on July 16, 2009
Coworkers, Michigan, Questions, Religion, Technology, Weirdness

The Unexamined Plant Is Not Worth Digging, Y'know

Coworker #1, looking at coworker #2's plant: Horticulture and philosophy go hand in hand.
Coworker #2: Good luck with life.

Caledonia, Michigan

Overheard by: Playtah

Posted on July 15, 2009
Coworkers, Michigan, Philosophy, Weirdness

Along with Your Cooking Rolling Paper

Employee to coworker: You left your pot in the back of my car. (office talk stops) Er…your cooking pot.

Costa Mesa, California

Posted on July 14, 2009
California, Coworkers, Substance Use & Abuse, Weirdness

So That “Pussy” Remark Earlier… ?

Woman on speakerphone: Get off my back! Now!!
Coworker on phone: Uh, excuse me??
Woman on speakerphone, flustered: Sorry…I meant my cat.

Palo Alto, California

Overheard by: bluesage

Posted on July 13, 2009
Animals, Body Parts, California, Coworkers, On the phone, Sexuality, Weirdness

A Trick I Can Also Perform on Command, at Parties.

Male coworker #1: I'm having trouble concentrating today.
Male coworker #2: That's because you can't stop looking at me.
Male coworker #1: Every time I look at you, my retinas vomit into my glasses.

Ballarat
Australia

Overheard by: vMan

Posted on July 10, 2009
Australia, Body Parts, Comebacks, Coworkers, Physical Appearance

Coworkers