There's Never a Dull Moment at Gay Klan Meetings

Female coworker, about new computer program: At first I had a hate attack, but after a while I got the hang of it.
Male coworker: Sort of like anal.

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: G Dorn

Posted on March 25, 2010
Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Feelings, New York, Sexuality, Technology

To My Twitter Page, Batman!

Female coworker, almost colliding into male: Oops! I just come like a hurricane!

Adelaide
Australia

Posted on March 18, 2010
Accidents, Australia, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Sexuality

If This'll Be a Long Story, Let Me Get Some Coffee

Cubicle worker to colleague: Yeah, my grandfather died on the Titanic. I love that boat!

45th St & Ave of the Americas

Posted on March 17, 2010
Coworkers, Death, Family, Feelings, New York

…What's “I Want a Divorce” Supposed to Mean, Anyway?

Female coworker, after receiving text from hubby: That's 25 cents I'll never get back.

Nebraska

Overheard by: WOW

Posted on March 17, 2010
Coworkers, Gripes, Money, Nebraska

I Refuse to Take One for the Team, Though

Male voice over cubicle: Hey, has Smith gone over to the other side?
Female voice: I don't know, I'll watch his thing and let you know.

Greenville, Texas

Posted on March 17, 2010
Body Parts, Coworkers, Cubicles, Questions, Sexuality, Texas

Heh, You Said “Electrical Arc”

Electrical foreman on radio to electrician: Okay, here goes.
Electrician: We've got a huge electrical arc goin' on here!
Electrical foreman: Well, don't touch it!
Electrician: Well, fuckin' duh! Er, I mean… 10-4.

Phoenix, Arizona

Posted on March 15, 2010
Arizona, Coworkers, Insults, Words

This Year It Was Mostly Switchblades and Liquor.

Office drone: Well, in the past I'd seen him hand out stuffed animals and candy to kids, but this year he didn't do that… from what I saw.

Prosser, Washington

Overheard by: was santa in a windowless van

Posted on March 11, 2010
Animals, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Meals and Snacks, Washington

Never Hire a Ballerina

Coworker on cell: I have a confession to make fast, horse peeps! Are you ready for this? (pause) The reason I have to go home is to do number two. Because last time I think it came out like a subway sandwich. And the toilet doesn?t work upstairs anymore. (pause) Yes, that was me! So there, I feel better now.

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Overheard by: Trevor Arnold

Posted on March 10, 2010
Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Health & Hygiene, Meals and Snacks, On the phone, Restroom, Weirdness

Says the Girl Named Gina?

Coworker #1: What should I name my font?
Coworker #2: What about Kont?
Coworker #1: Ew!
Coworker #2: What? Oh, “Kont” sounds like” cunt.”
Coworker #1: That just happened. Gross!

California

Overheard by: g$

Posted on March 8, 2010
Body Parts, California, Coworkers, Names, Questions

Does That Come with a Pay Increase?

Disney peon #1, discussing Jonas Brothers project: “You've just been Jo-Bro'd” sounds so obscene.
Disney peon #2: Yeah, and the tag line is, “packed with more Jonas than you've ever seen.”
(ten minutes later)
Disney peon #3, walking up: I feel like my brain is running out my ears.
Disney peons #1 & #2: You've just been Jo-Bro'd!

Burbank, California

Posted on March 8, 2010
Body Parts, California, Coworkers, Feelings, Pop culture, Words

Coworkers