Female coworker #1: Why are you looking at my stomach?
Female coworker #2: I ain't looking at your stomach. I am looking *down there*.
Female coworker #1: What's “down there”?
New York City, New York
Female coworker #1: Why are you looking at my stomach?
Female coworker #2: I ain't looking at your stomach. I am looking *down there*.
Female coworker #1: What's “down there”?
New York City, New York
CSR on phone: I'll have to look at the e-mail again, I think it had something to do with breasts…
Passerby: When doesn't it?
Norwood, Massachusetts
Overheard by: I thought so…
Co-worker #1: What is our Vision Statement?
Co-worker #2: It says here, “Our Vision is to always be true to our Vision.”
101 South Webster Street
Madison, Wisconsin
Co-worker: This lunchtime let’s lock ourselves in a toilet cubicle with a knife, some string and a needle, and see what happens.
144 Uxbridge Road
Shepherd’s Bush, London
UK
Salesperson #1: Violence is okay…just as long as no one is enjoying it.
Salesperson #2: What about spanking?
850 Third Avenue
New York, NY
Overheard by: Effina
Coworker #1: I cannot wait for lunch.
Coworker #2: Do you want something from the vending machine?
Coworker #1: No, I want like food-food.
Coworker #3: Uh, what's “food-food”, Sarah*?
Coworker #1, dumbfounded: Um… Like food that's filling. Not just chips or something.
Coworker #3: Oh, like chicken?
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: also dumbfounded
Male coworker: Do you have any hot girlfriends?
Female coworker: Why?
Male coworker: I need a date to the Christmas party. She needs to be hot, so that I can make all the other guys jealous. Conservative hicks.
Female coworker: Passive aggressive, much? And no, I won't submit my friends to you evil desires.
Houston, Texas
Overheard by: Female Peon
Female cube dweller to another: That's a cute shirt! Can I touch it?
Santa Fe Springs, California
Overheard by: Huh?
Lady suit: It was a full moon and I saw a cow standing right in my front yard!
Intern, slightly freaked out: Oh my god.
Lady suit: Yeah, with the moon shining it looked like it was glowing green.
Cleveland, Ohio
Overheard by: Marie
Lady on cell: … Yeah, that’s why he wants to keep the urine acidic…
3940 Quebec Avenue
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Overheard by: Cranberry Juice
