Obnoxious coworker on conference call: Well, if a Dachshund is the amount of time you have, and you use a giraffe to represent growth… People will be laughing.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Obnoxious coworker on conference call: Well, if a Dachshund is the amount of time you have, and you use a giraffe to represent growth… People will be laughing.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Engineer: Don’t make me laugh. It spreads germs.
700 West Capitol Avenue
Little Rock, Arkansas
Co-worker: Wow! Look at the wind!
8220 England Street
Charlotte, North Carolina
Male coworker: So, did you hear about what Shannon* did for her grandmother’s birthday?
Female coworker: Yeah!
Male coworker: How she got her a stripper?
Female coworker: Yeah, haha. I know!
Male coworker: Pretty funny… She was, like, 90… Did you hear that she died like a week later?
Female coworker: Yeah…
Male coworker: Yeah. It kinda sucks.
Beverly Drive
Beverly Hills, California
Overheard by: Audiogirl Hates Elevators
Employee #1: I’ve got the sniffles. Do you have any medicine?
Employee #2: Here, take this. It’s got Omega-3 fatty acid to prevent heart disease.
41 Madison Avenue
New York, NY
Straight server: The new chef looks like Philip Michael Thomas.
Queer server: Oooh! I’d fuck him with his chef hat on!
Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: Shatmandu
Employee #1: I’m going to this funny movie tomorrow.
Employee #2: Which one?
Employee #1: I don’t know what it’s called, but it’s the one where Sasha Baron Cohen comes as a guy from Kazakhstan named “Borat.”
Employee #2: Oh, yeah, Borat!
Employee #1: Right, and I still can’t remember the title!
4250 Connecticut Avenue
Washington, DC
Overheard by: end of days is here
Lady peon to another: Yeah, she lives in Yaphank. She shares her llamas.
789 Park Avenue
Huntington, New York
Overheard by: Cara
Worker: I need to go home and brush my teeth. My mouth tastes like Mexican people.
401 North Michigan Avenue
Chicago, Illinois
