Co-worker: I want my job to be the guy who kicks George Bush in the face all day, only stopping to make out with him.
50 Main Street
Hackensack, New Jersey
Co-worker: I want my job to be the guy who kicks George Bush in the face all day, only stopping to make out with him.
50 Main Street
Hackensack, New Jersey
Cube dweller: Ow, my pancreas!
30 North La Salle Street
Chicago, Illinois
Coworker #1: I got an extra sausage which I haven't touched. Do you want it?
Coworker #2: Is that a pick-up line?
El Segundo, California
Employee to another: And that's the first time I played Pac-Man!
Louisville, Kentucky
Overheard by: Doug
Recently promoted office worker to supply clerk, as the latter leaves a presentation: No wonder you didn't pass high school
Rochelle Park, New Jersey
Overheard by: Blondie
Co-worker #1: [Aaron], you just don’t get it.
Co-worker #2: I’ve got two hemispheres working here, [Mike].
910 Lousiana Street
Houston, Texas
Coworker #1: I need to learn how to spell “plain”
Coworker #2: You mean like the kind that crashes into towers, or like yogurt?
Vancouver Island
Canadia
Cube rat: They need to have some kind of alien baby hanging off the front page…
Golden, Colorado
Overheard by: Peon
Coworker: Are you okay?
Pregnant woman having contraction: Nothing fell out, so I’m good.
Navy yard
Washington, DC
Male coworker: They stole my icons!
IT guy: How can someone steal something inside of your computer?
Male coworker: They're not where I left them!
Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
