Co-worker: That’s a great idea, get a robot to sell drugs so you don’t have to. That way, when the cops bust your robot, you don’t get in trouble, just your robot. Just think, there’s so many criminal activities you could automate, like robotic prostitutes. Until now I had thought our future was dark and grim, but how I’m seeing a bright light at the end of the tunnel.
115 Perimeter Center Place NE
Atlanta, Georgia
Coworker #1: I’m like a shark. Rawr. Rawr.
Coworker #2: Sharks don’t growl.
15 East 16th Street
New York, New York
Coworker to another, looking at tea in her cup: I think this has caffeine in it, it's called “Wake Up.”
Montpelier, Vermont
Overheard by: tam
Manager: Did you watch Top Model last night?
Analyst employee: I can’t until the lesbians come back -I’m house sitting.
Empire Boulevard
Burbank, California
Overheard by: Statja K
Coworker to another, walking through office: I had a Kirk Cameron craving, it was very odd…
Los Angeles, California
Male cube monkey #1: Are you excited about the spring dinner tomorrow?
Male cube monkey #2: Yeah man! It’s at a steakhouse.
Entire room: Steak! Steak! Steak! Steak!
Canal Park
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Confused coworker: I think I'm intuitively dyslexic.
Burbank, California
Overheard by: urzzz
Coworker coming out of bathroom: Betty*! It still won't come out!
Louisville, Kentucky
Female coworker: I love a big one dipped in Nutella.
Marlborough, Massachusetts
Office girl #1: Oh, I love Jane magazine.
Office girl #2: What’s that?
Office girl #1: It’s a chick magazine, but not so girly. That’s why I like it.
Office girl #3: That’s why I hate it — it has, like, articles.
45 West 45th Street
New York, New York
Overheard by: RaRa
