Gentleman in office: Hand jobs are nothing new. They’ve been around for centuries. You could just sit around and wonder how many hand jobs Anne Boleyn performed.
Birmingham, Alabama
Overheard by: tacomeat
Gentleman in office: Hand jobs are nothing new. They’ve been around for centuries. You could just sit around and wonder how many hand jobs Anne Boleyn performed.
Birmingham, Alabama
Overheard by: tacomeat
Colleague, brandishing roll of Fablon: Play with me, it's fun. Oh, go on, sword me!
London
England
Employee #1: I went to the bathroom and I have a big hole, right in the middle of my crotch.
Employee #2: We all do, sweetie. It’s called a vagina.
1907 West Sycamore Street
Kokomo, Indiana
Overheard by: vagina warrior
Coworker: Thank you for calling ABC Tech Support*. Can I have your name, please? … While we’re waiting for the information to come up in our system, you wouldn’t happen to know how they execute their criminals in China…? I just ask because I heard that they sell the organs of condemned criminals over there.
Houston, Texas
Overheard by: Glad I wasn’t on the phone at the time
Latino guy to new coworker girl: Nice to meet you. What do you do?
New coworker girl: I'm an art director. What are you?
Latino guy: I'm Latino.
Advertising Industry Party
New York City, New York
Coworker #1: Okay, if you're 60 years old, why are you still smoking pot?
Coworker #2: There's no age limit on letting the good times roll.
Raleigh, North Carolina
Coworker: Okay, I’m headed out to the meeting. I have the cell phone if you need me…Does this have to be turned on, or will it turn itself on when a call comes in?
1001 North 19th Street
Arlington, Virginia
Coworker #1: He doesn't know? I know! How can he not know?
Coworker #2: You know?
Coworker #1: Well, I don't know… but I know.
Coworker #2: He doesn't know? You know but he doesn't know? Deep down inside he does know? it's such a puzzle!
Washington, DC
HR peon in charge of sexual harassment issues: Lucy*, it’s so good to see you! I didn’t recognize you with your clothes on!
Lucy: I just want everyone within earshot to know that she’s talking about seeing me at the gym, and not in any improper activity!
4850 Mark Center Drive
Alexandria, Virginia
