Cube rat #1: You have the scissors, right?
Cube rat #2: Yeah…
Cube rat #1: Now cut the yellow wire…
4800 Concentric Boulevard
Saginaw, Michigan
Cube rat #1: You have the scissors, right?
Cube rat #2: Yeah…
Cube rat #1: Now cut the yellow wire…
4800 Concentric Boulevard
Saginaw, Michigan
Male coworker: When are you going to come out of your cave and socialize?
Female coworker: Why don’t you just come in my cave?!
810 7th Avenue
New York, New York
Overheard by: Hmmm… Maybe I will
Female coworker: What is it about me that says “oh, she'll be fine in prison?”
Raleigh, North Carolina
Woman on phone: So, the reason he can’t cum is because he virtually has no sperm count. No sperm at all. That’s such a relief!
Rochelle Park, New Jersey
Overheard by: Rosie
Employee #1: Do you ever have dreams about losing your teeth?
Employee #2: Um, no.
Employee #1: I feel as if they are inadequate.
12012 Sunset Hills Road
Reston, Virginia
Overheard by: Carly
Female peon: Even if a guy doesn’t like you it’s still nice if you give him a blow job, right?
Male peon: Yeah, that’s nice… That’s reeeal nice… That’s Toys-for-Tots-nice.
1200 Yankee Doodle Road
Eagan, Minnesota
Black coworker, showing off book: It was on Oprah's Book Club.
White coworker: Oh, okay.
Black coworker, putting book under shirt: And now I'm hiding it, cos I don't read books. I'm black.
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: sure, why not?
Chick: My boyfriend and I love to beat the shit out of each other. But it’s okay, because we are both German.
Austin, Texas
