Sales guy #1: You’re nasty!
Sales guy #2: I’m not the one that took the pictures on that site.
Sales guy #1: I’m not the one that’s talking about shaving my gerbil!
Sales guy #2: Oooh… You gotta shave the gerbil. You GOTTA.
8220 England Street
Charlotte, North Carolina
Young office lady to another: What's that French term for you felt like you've been here before? (pause) Menage a troi?
Calgary
Canadia
Coworker on phone: I wish people in prison had access to Facebook.
Pensacola Beach, Florida
Senior broker to associate broker: I am drowning in my own snot.
47th St & Madison Ave
Overheard by: CaseyMarie
Sales girl: Gérard Depardieu has weird balls.
Abbot Kinney
Venice, New York
Drone #1: I just don't know what to do with myself!
Drone #2: I have some suggestions, and I promise only about half involve your mom.
Kirkland, Washington
Overheard by: LDAP
Word Processor: Critical Notes are great. They just pop right up and come in your face!
120 Wall Street
New York, NY
Overheard by: Chaser0
Woman #1: Your boss asked you to be sure to attend the company party at a strip club!?
Woman #2: Yeah, what’s so bad about that?
Woman #1: Well, you’re going to be surrounded by naked, gyrating ladies, and that’s sexist and outrageous!
Woman #2: Really? I was looking forward to seeing my sister.
630 East Lake
Chicago, Illinois
