Woman to another, in restroom: Well, I don't think about it that hard. I just keep sticking it in there and wait to see what happens.
Union City, Tennessee
Overheard by: Did She just say that?
Woman to another, in restroom: Well, I don't think about it that hard. I just keep sticking it in there and wait to see what happens.
Union City, Tennessee
Overheard by: Did She just say that?
Office girl: Becky, do you have a tampon I could have? Sorry, but I'm dying here.
Pregnant office girl (staring at her): I'm pregnant.
Office girl: So?
Dallas, Texas
Male coworker #1: Before you leave, can I please rub your head?
Male coworker #2: Huh?!
Male coworker #1: I've always wanted to. It would make me really happy!
Orlando, Florida
Older white boss, whispering angrily to female employees: Nobody fucks with my hos…
Richmond, Virginia
Overheard by: One of the ho’s (apparently)
Co-worker #1: Do they have color by numbers in England?
Co-worker #2: Mmm, I dunno. Ask [Denis], he’s British.
Co-worker #1: They have fish sticks, right?
Co-worker #2: Yeah, but I think they’re called something else.
205 Hudson Street
New York, NY
Overheard by: Guillermo Echevarria
Assistant: We want to confirm that you and your bomb-sniffing dog are on for 4:30.
1 New York Plaza
New York, New York
Bathroom patron #1: You're takin' another shit? What are you, sick or something?
Bathroom patron #2: Nah, man, it's healthy. You're supposed to be takin' seven to ten shits a day.
Manhattan, New York
Office chick on phone: My mom is making me a huge meal tonight for my birthday… Bacon-wrapped filet mignon with blue cheese on top, Caesar salad, and roasted potatoes.
Neighboring cube guy: I just nutted a little on my keyboard.
4004 East Chapel Hill Parkway
Durham, North Carolina
Male coworker to Helen: I shaved, Helen.
Helen: I thought we were going to keep that a secret.
Houston, Texas
Staff member holding disheveled pile of papers: Now I have to go hand this in with the pages all crinkly ’cause someone threw a water balloon into my cubicle.
Washington, DC
Overheard by: culprit
