Canadia

Man walking down hallway: And I've lost the rhino somewhere…

Toronto
Ontario
Canadia

Field tech: She wasn't bar hopping, she was boy hopping.

Sheridan College
Oakville
Canadia

Office peon to returning temp: Hey Spencer*, good to see you. How come you came back?
Temp: Revenge.

Mississauga
Canadia

Female accountant: I'll work on that when I feel less bitchy.

Saskatoon
Saskatchewan
Canadia

Overheard by: Scarlett

Server, walking past applicant: Get out while you still can!

Mississauga
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Slacking off

Female office drone, petting some pussy willows in a fellow drones' office: I love petting your…um, plant.
Fellow female office drone, who owns the plant: I'm glad you didn't call the plant by name, but I still feel awkward.

Mississauga
Canadia

Architect to detailer: You can't depend on the caulk.

Vancouver
Canadia

Overheard by: just the intern

Man on phone: Hello? Yes, am I talking to a real person?

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: unreal_person

Ditzy secretary to ditzy friend: I just ate, so I have total lunch-brain right now.

Gastown
Vancouver
Canadia

Office guy #1: So I heard that people in China are naming their kids after both parents, cause there are a lot of Wangs in china.
Office guy #2: Wow… That is a lot of Wang.

Toronto
Canadia