IT nerd: The great thing about The Smurfs is that they at least would go on reasonably exciting adventures.
Calgary
Canadia
IT nerd: The great thing about The Smurfs is that they at least would go on reasonably exciting adventures.
Calgary
Canadia
Professor: So for Friday, you need me to get a big box.
University of British Columbia
Canadia
CSR #1, listening to “Pretty Woman”: I love this Elvis song.
CSR #2: This isn't an Elvis song!
CSR #1: Yes, it is.
CSR #2: Did you fall on your head?
CSR #1: I tore my mother's placenta.
Scarborough
Canadia
Overheard by: Cnote
Boss to employee: Now, I want you to go back into your office and smash your head into the wall until it bleeds.
Montreal
Quebec
Canadia
Overheard by: Sarah
Office lady #1, yawning: I don't know if I should get a coffee too, I just had a smoothie.
Office lady #2: Wouldn't you rather pee a bit more but yawn a lot less?
Calgary
Canadia
Pregnant employee on personal call: I tried to have an ultrasound done but it didn't work out. Nothing to do with the baby–it was my uterus. It's an asshole.
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: Gwen Styles
Boss: Dave*! You look like you've lost weight! Ever think about getting one of those HIV tests?
Calgary
Canadia
Older male worker: I ate a live scallop once. Kinda weird, the way it pulsed in my mouth.
Young female worker: Oh my god! I could never put anything that throbbed in my mouth!
Older male worker: This conversation is over.
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: TechWritingGuy
Salesman, about prospective customer: I gotta hook up with this guy. I'm really gonna pound his ass!
Canadia
