Canadia

Coworker #1, about potato chips: I enjoy regular Lays.
Coworker #2: Who doesn't?

Scarborough
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Cnote

Office assistant #1: So the boss has been in meetings all day–you must be having a good day?
Office assistant #2: Oh yes! I've been reading conspiracy theories on the internet for the last four hours. I've really learned a lot.

Toronto
Ontario
Canadia

Coworker, examining scratched up phone: Life is rough in my pocket.

Vancouver
Canadia

Administrative assistant: Of course, all us darkies love fried chicken.

Vancouver
Canadia

Overheard by: …wrong on so many levels

Boss: See Bob spurt! Spurt, Bob, spurt!

Mississauga
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: TCon

Coworker #1: Hey, they're stupid, this is already the third time they are sending me the same bill.
Coworker #2: You know what, it's called a “reminder.”

Vancouver
Canadia

Overheard by: Bächli

Imaging person: The family that gambles together, stays together!

Edmonton
Alberta
Canadia

Overheard by: dakabn

Guy #1: What has been happening lately, you’re coming to work earlier and earlier.
Guy #2: No, I’m not.
Guy #1: Hmmm…then maybe it’s me that’s coming in later.

Place Jean-Paul Riopelle
Montreal, Quebec
Canadia

Accounting girl, walking into the lunchroom: Hey, it smells really good in here!
Project manager: Yeah that's cause I farted.

Calgary
Canadia

Student: I just read the stupidest word on my Bio diploma. ‘Infer’? What the fuck does ‘infer’ mean?

1200 Festival Road
Sherwood Park, Alberta
Canadia