Director: So, Amy* wants to know if you'd like to have dinner with her and Sandy* and I next weekend. But I told her I'd have to take the gag out to ask you. She said she understood.
Model wearing gag: Mmmm fweee nnn maturdway.
Director: Great, I'll let her know!
Adult Film Company
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: fetishgirl
Coworker, to herself: Pills! I found pills! I found drugs! I am taking them!
Hanford, California
Man: Do you have a restroom?
Woman: Yes, through that door. You should know the handle is broken.
Man: Does it accept?
Woman: Um, yeah…
Man: Good, as long as it accepts, that's all that matters. I've got quite the load, if you know what I mean.
Napa, California
Patient: Are there are any restrictions to take after having my injections?
Nurse: Do not eat beef.
Patient: What about eggs?
Nurse: Eggs are okay.
Patient: But eggs are from cows…
Beverly Hills, California
Coworker: It's still weird that the llama was there.
Stockton, California
Overheard by: Jerod T.
Sales guy: Do they still have real mermaids at Disneyland? I haven't been there since I was a kid.
Lake Forest, California
Overheard by: suzanne
New web admin: Why isn't there a feedback form on the website?
Engineer: We took it down. The customers were using it wrong. They kept asking us questions.
San Jose, California
Sales to admin: I need a Porsche.
Los Angeles, California
Coworker to German boss: Every time I see the Dalai Lama, I feel better. It's true, don't you just feel better when you see the Dalai Lama?
German boss: Every time I see Steve Jobs, I feel better.
Van Nuys, California
Overheard by: two chicks laughing in our cubes
Office lady to friend: When you went with me for pedicures, were you with me?
Oakland, California
Overheard by: Alchemist George
