Manager: I left it sticking out. Just tuck it back in and he'll never know we were in his drawers.
Burbank, California
Overheard by: urzzz
Manager: I left it sticking out. Just tuck it back in and he'll never know we were in his drawers.
Burbank, California
Overheard by: urzzz
Office Tech: I don’t understand why this isn’t coming out in color. I’m using the color copier.
700 State Drive
Los Angeles, California
Co-worker #1: Where is my breakfast burrito?
Co-worker #2: Sorry bud, I totally forgot to order you one.
Co-worker #1: Next time I shoot my .357 magnum at the range…I’m going to draw your face on the target.
9785 Towne Centre Drive
San Diego, California
Coworker #1: Are you talking about that chimp attack?
Coworker #2: No, I was talking about my daughter's new baby.
Coworker #1: Oh…sorry, man.
California
Overheard by: Iheareverything
Reporter: Dude, her tweets were all over my site. And they weren't even relevant!
Palo Alto, California
Drone on phone: Give me a couple of minutes and I’ll call you back in an hour.
4867 West Sunset Boulevard
Los Angeles, California
Co-worker: If I didn’t have so much to do, I would get a lot more done.
3675 Ruffin Road
San Diego, California
Interviewer, during phone interview: Do you have any experience with suppository management?
Cupertino, California
Male coworker, after giving himself makeshift manicure using staple remover: So I guess I'm not too good at that.
Female manager: Are you bleeding? Well, suck on it before you get an infection… and stop touching yourself!
Male coworker, whimpering: Aaaww…
Female manager: Gross!
San Diego, California
Overheard by: that's why you pay people to do that…
Salesman: Yeah, I’m fucking fed up with that guy. He hasn’t sent in his reports for weeks. Just keeps flying out to Texas. What the fuck are we paying him for, anyway?
Manager: Texas? What’s he doing in Texas?
Salesman: Oh, apparently his dad died or something.
3000 Birch
Brea, California
