Coworker #1: Are you posting time in the system?
Coworker #2: No.
Coworker #1: Well, I can't enter my time, it won't let me put any numbers in.
(coworker #2 walks over, looks at situation, presses num lock, walks away)
North Sydney
Australia
Overheard by: Renee
Employee to another: Hey, Michelle! I've made a mistake and I am trying to cover it up!
Sydney
Australia
Overheard by: katnapoleon
Seemingly normal customer: It's revealing when the lolly-boxes clatter, isn't it? Revealing!
Cashier: Er, yes. (awkward laughter)
Vegetable Shop
Western Australia
Australia
Overheard by: Cara
Project manager to underling: Write that down: “screwed from behind.” On second though, put: “fixed from behind.”
Design Firm
Australia
Store manager to employee: Can you tighten your ballbag, please? I want all ballbags to be tight.
(customers start giggling and laughing)
Store manager: Come on, guys, we're in a sports store–the word “ballbag” isn't funny here!
Melbourne
Australia
Man, pointing to a book: There it is.
Woman: Kama Sutra? That's not Feng Shui.
Man: Close enough.
Birchalls
Launceston
Australia
Overheard by: Adrianne
Lecturer, discussing cell membranes: So now the membrane has potential… unlike my career.
Physiology Lecture
Melbourne University
Australia
Overheard by: martinasnape
Customer: I'd rather shoot off my left tit than save her life!
Melbourne
Australia
