Ski instructor: Well, at least it's snowing today. Yesterday we had rain.
First time skier: Oh, so this is snow, is it? Not rain?
Ski instructor: Well, yeah…
First time skier: So what does rain look like up here?
Smiggin Holes
Australia
Overheard by: Emma
Female night watch staff to others: And that one girl that keeps farting… Then she fluffs her blankets; it's so gross!
Sydney
Australia
Overheard by: Quit pretending your grossed out by it
Office drone: Ahhh… patronization and condescension… Refuge of the insecure and stupid. (hopeless manager enter room) Why, hello John!
Hopeless manager: Who are you talking about?
Office drone, brightly: No-one!
Canberra
Australia
Overheard by: Propaganda machine
Cube rat, after another has blown air into the back of his head: I'm not just some chick you can flirt with!
Perth
Australia
Frustrated colleague: We've got to stop using hookers!
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: confused but amused
20-something woman to 50-something coworker: If you didn't want to be so old, you shouldn't have been born so long ago.
Melbourne
Australia
Coworker to another: Don't trust him, he's evil and Singaporean. Double trouble!
Sydney
Australia
IT worker: So what do you want to call your server?
Female coworker: How about Skynet? Everybody loves Skynet!
Male coworker: If you call it Skynet I will stab you in the eye.
Female coworker: Well, everyone except him.
North Queensland
Australia
Overheard by: Sarah Connor
Female coworker, almost colliding into male: Oops! I just come like a hurricane!
Adelaide
Australia
Office drone #1: Is there any money left for this?
Gay manager: No. Well, there's some money, but I can't give it all to you.
Office drone #1: Well, we need more.
Gay manager: Well, you can't have more. I'll give you half, okay?
Office drone #1: God, you are such a tight arse.
Office drone #2, in panic: You can't say that to a gay homosexual!
South Morang
Australia
Overheard by: Straight and amused.
