Office lady: I'm so hungry, I could eat a man!
West Perth
Australia
Overheard by: A Man
Office lady: I'm so hungry, I could eat a man!
West Perth
Australia
Overheard by: A Man
Boss's boss: I have to live in whoop-whoop. It's all that I can afford. (pause) Besides, where would I keep my horse?
Sydney
Australia
Frustrated coworker: I'm not showin' him no dodgy papers!
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: confused but amused
Coworker #1: What's 14 days from today?
Coworker #2: Two weeks.
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: confused but amused
Office girl on phone: I know, she's such a fucking whore! Oh, I really shouldn't swear in public. (pause) Yeah, but you're allowed to swear, you're at a train station. You get a different clientele at train stations to libraries…
Wollongong Library
New South Wales
Australia
Overheard by: Smootle
Loud colleague to coworkers: Did you eat my teeth?
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: confused but amused
Partner: Hello there. Haven't seen you for a while.
Female lawyer: Yeah, you haven't come across me in ages! How did you get away with that?
Partner: It's been on my to-do list.
Sydney
Australia
Office girl: I love Wednesday.
Office guy: It's hump day.
Office girl: I'm single now, I don't get those anymore.
Sydney
Australia
Programmer #1: But I'd have a justified reason to kill you.
Programmer #2: Huh?
Programmer #1: You punched a kitten.
Adelaide
Australia
