Coworker #1: What's 14 days from today?
Coworker #2: Two weeks.
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: confused but amused
Coworker #1: What's 14 days from today?
Coworker #2: Two weeks.
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: confused but amused
Office girl on phone: I know, she's such a fucking whore! Oh, I really shouldn't swear in public. (pause) Yeah, but you're allowed to swear, you're at a train station. You get a different clientele at train stations to libraries…
Wollongong Library
New South Wales
Australia
Overheard by: Smootle
Loud colleague to coworkers: Did you eat my teeth?
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: confused but amused
Partner: Hello there. Haven't seen you for a while.
Female lawyer: Yeah, you haven't come across me in ages! How did you get away with that?
Partner: It's been on my to-do list.
Sydney
Australia
Office girl: I love Wednesday.
Office guy: It's hump day.
Office girl: I'm single now, I don't get those anymore.
Sydney
Australia
Programmer #1: But I'd have a justified reason to kill you.
Programmer #2: Huh?
Programmer #1: You punched a kitten.
Adelaide
Australia
Ski instructor: Well, at least it's snowing today. Yesterday we had rain.
First time skier: Oh, so this is snow, is it? Not rain?
Ski instructor: Well, yeah…
First time skier: So what does rain look like up here?
Smiggin Holes
Australia
Overheard by: Emma
Female night watch staff to others: And that one girl that keeps farting… Then she fluffs her blankets; it's so gross!
Sydney
Australia
Overheard by: Quit pretending your grossed out by it
Office drone: Ahhh… patronization and condescension… Refuge of the insecure and stupid. (hopeless manager enter room) Why, hello John!
Hopeless manager: Who are you talking about?
Office drone, brightly: No-one!
Canberra
Australia
Overheard by: Propaganda machine
Cube rat, after another has blown air into the back of his head: I'm not just some chick you can flirt with!
Perth
Australia
