Co-worker #1: Did you see that email [Henry] sent?
Co-worker #2 & #3: Yes.
Co-worker #1: What does he mean by “COB”?
Co-worker #2 & #3: Conclusion of business.
Co-worker #1: Oh, I was hoping it meant “commencement of breakfast.”
10900 Stonelake Boulevard
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: T the Munificent
Boss to secretary: If you can't remember your e-mail address you have no business using a computer, let alone using it to order a laser.
Addison, Texas
Overheard by: Mark
Worker bee: Your poor interpersonal communication skills are not my fault. They are my problem, because I have to deal with you, but they are not my fault.
519 Westport Parkway
Grapevine, Texas
Overheard by: DeadEyeDusty
Male coworker: Just tell me what you work out in.
Female coworker: No.
Dallas, Texas
IT manager to much more technical IT analyst: How can I be wrong when I don't even know what I'm talking about?
Sam Houston State University
Huntsville, Texas
Overheard by: Knows what she's talking about.
IT guy #1: I found out what my wife is saving up for to surprise me for my birthday.
IT guy #2: Divorce.
Surrounding cubes: (uncontrollable laughter)
Woodlands, Texas
Partner: Can you please find a nice Jewish lawyer who can unfuck this situation for me?
Dallas, Texas
Female co-worker #1: So, I watched this special on TV about how some people are born with two distinct sets of DNA. They had a guy on it that was half white and half black.
Female co-worker #2: Having one black nut and one white nut would be awesome.
Female co-worker #1: Um, yeah.
2600 McHale Court
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: John da peon
Manager to another: Well…you're squishy!
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: I just work here…
