9AM It’s Going to Be a Long Week–Again

Tech guy: It will take Zeus and all his pissed off gods going in and throwing all sorts of thunderbolts to straighten this out.

1 Dell Way
Round Rock, Texas

Posted on September 5, 2014
Gripes, Nerds and Geeks, Tech People, Technology, Texas

Everybody’s Founding Fathers Drink the Blood of the Living

Vet tech #1: Aren’t there a lot of castles in Pennsylvania? I was watching a show on TV about all the castles there.
Vet tech #2: I think you’re thinking of Transylvania.

North Lamar Boulevard
Austin, Texas

Overheard by: pooper scooper

Posted on September 2, 2014
Dumb Employees, General Idiocy, Texas

5PM COB

Co-worker #1: Did you see that email [Henry] sent?
Co-worker #2 & #3: Yes.
Co-worker #1: What does he mean by “COB”?
Co-worker #2 & #3: Conclusion of business.
Co-worker #1: Oh, I was hoping it meant “commencement of breakfast.”

10900 Stonelake Boulevard
Austin, Texas

Overheard by: T the Munificent

Posted on August 31, 2014
Coworkers, General Idiocy, Meals and Snacks, Questions, Texas, Words

Even the Conversation Topics Are Bigger in Texas.

John*: Hi, Sam*. Welcome back. Glad to see you're still alive.
Sam*: Hi, John*. Thanks. Glad to see you haven't murdered anyone.

Irving, Texas

Overheard by: Caitlynn

Posted on August 30, 2014
Crimes, Death, Employees, Texas, Violence

All We Can Do Is Alert the Authorities, Marty

Boss to secretary: If you can't remember your e-mail address you have no business using a computer, let alone using it to order a laser.

Addison, Texas

Overheard by: Mark

Posted on August 29, 2014
Bosses and Underlings, Internet, Technology, Texas, Weirdness

Chewbacca’s Agent Finally Snaps

Worker bee: Your poor interpersonal communication skills are not my fault. They are my problem, because I have to deal with you, but they are not my fault.

519 Westport Parkway
Grapevine, Texas

Overheard by: DeadEyeDusty