Suit to another: You don't have to suck my dick. Just put some pressure on it…
Irving, Texas
Overheard by: Thoroughly Amused and Confused
Suit to another: You don't have to suck my dick. Just put some pressure on it…
Irving, Texas
Overheard by: Thoroughly Amused and Confused
Suit #1: …and then there's the thing about the readiness proposal.
Suit #2: And are they readiness?
Suit #1: Uh, yeah…they're ready.
Shell Center
London
England
Overheard by: I judge you when you use poor grammar
Lady suit #1 (serious): But I'll tell you this, I flew the highest kite. I usually do.
Lady suit #2 (joking): That's what I've heard about you.
Lady suit #1 (serious): Yeah, I feel high all the time.
Parkway Commons Drive
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
White male suit: How's tricks?
White female suit: Tricks?
White male suit: It's a hip hop way of saying “How's it going?”.
White female suit: You're so gangsta.
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: Totally gangsta.
Suit on cell in bathroom stall: I’m in the crapper, takin’ a dump and I was thinking about you, so I thought I’d call.
Jersey City, New Jersey
Overheard by: Hobo Whisperer
Animated black suit: You gotta have benchmarks. What are you gonna measure?
Sweaty white suit: I don’t need to measure.
Animated black suit: You gotta have benchmarks.
Sweaty white suit: My dick is the benchmark. Okay?
Animated black suit: That’s fine. You just gotta have some benchmarks. That’s all I’m saying.
New York City, New York
Overheard by: jjblu
Female suit: There’s nothing worse than being caught without a tampon.
Hollywood, California
Suit ordering drink: Um, I just really want something that’s going to fuck me up.
Exasperated waitress: Honestly, I’m going to fuck you up in a second if you don’t order.
13th and U Streets
Washington, DC
Suit #1: Man, you would stare at anything.
Suit #2, watching someone sweep dirt: Yeah, I’m like a dragon — highly attracted to small, shiny objects.
1251 Avenue of the Americas
New York, New York
Overheard by: KGB
