Office worker: Check out this description in this help wanted ad. “Customer relations: Must have the ability to communicate effectively both internally and externally with all customers.”
Aspen, Colorado
Office worker: Check out this description in this help wanted ad. “Customer relations: Must have the ability to communicate effectively both internally and externally with all customers.”
Aspen, Colorado
Unseen man in cubicle: I'm not touching it. I'm just mooshing it!
W 46th St
New York City, New York
Office lady #1: Are you going to do me next?
Office lady #2: Yeah, I have all the tools. Let's do this.
Omaha, Nebraska
Overheard by: Hank
Receptionist, puzzled: This is really dry. I guess all the juice is in my box.
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: Ian
Female cube dweller to male cube dweller: You are soooo gonna get it tonight!
Chicago, Illinois
Team manager to sales rep: Girl, you just gotta be comfortable. You gotta be easy!
Chesapeake, Virginia
Overheard by: Project Manager
Boss to underling: I'm okay with someone coming at me from the front. It's when they come from behind that bothers me.
Tysons Corner, Virginia
Female boss, demanding computer use from underling: I want your SAP!
Cardiff
Wales
Overheard by: Sean
Office guy #1: Does this look hard to you? Feel it?
Office girl: I don't really like it hard. I like it soft.
Office guy #1: I was thinking the same thing. Should we cut it off?
Office guy #1: Do you like it hard? Feel it.
Office guy #2: Do you know what this sounds like?
Sioux Falls, South Dakota
