Always Good to See Nation-Building Making Progress

American construction manager: The concrete cutter doesn't have hearing projection.
Afghan safety manager: If he does not make like this, I will fuck him!

Mazar e Sharif
Afghanistan

Overheard by: SafetyFirst

Posted on June 19, 2009
Asia, Bosses, Sexuality, Weirdness

But at Least It Was Over Quickly, Am I Right?

Man, to woman he accidentally bumped into in elevator: Sorry, didn't mean to nail you like that!

Lansing, Michigan

Posted on June 16, 2009
Michigan, Sexuality, Strangers, Weirdness

I Mean Nuns! Nuns!

Octogenarian lobby help desk guy: I have a joke for you.
Hot 20-something: Is it appropriate?
Octogenarian lobby help desk guy: Yes, of course it is.
Hot 20-something: Alright.
Octogenarian lobby help desk guy: So there were two strippers…
Hot 20-something: (walks away)

Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: waiting for the rest of the joke.

Posted on June 15, 2009
Colorado, Coworkers, Questions, Sexuality, Weirdness

I Told Him He Was My Only Client!

Ghetto EKG tech: How is you gonna pay fo' yo' rent now that you got that big house?
Even more ghetto secretary: I'm gonna have to suck a lot of dick!
(passing-by physician gives an uncomfortable glance at them)
Ghetto secretary: Oh shit! I shouldn't have said that out loud!

Tampa, Florida

Posted on June 15, 2009
Admins, Body Parts, Florida, Money, Questions, Sexuality, Tech People

As My Nametag Clearly States

IT guy: Where do I need to put this?
Lady down the hall: If you can't get it in that one, just stick it in the back. It doesn't matter where you stick it. I'm easy.

Memphis, Tennessee

Posted on June 15, 2009
Body Parts, Customers, Questions, Sexuality, Tech People, Tennessee, Weirdness

As Spicy As Videoconferencing Ever Gets

Remote office: DC, have you got it up yet?
DC office: We've got it up, now we're trying to make it bigger.

Washington, DC

Posted on June 12, 2009
Body Parts, Coworkers, On the phone, Sexuality, Washington DC, Weirdness

Blushing Furiously, I Dressed My Salad

Yelling receptionist: The first one I grabbed was completely naked!

Fairbanks, Alaska

Posted on June 11, 2009
Alaska, Receptionists, Sexuality, Weirdness

…If the FBI Asks.

Cashier, ringing up books: Okay, ma'am, and would you like to donate a book to a foster child tonight?
Customer: No, it's okay, I'm already doing a foster child.
(cashier stares in shock)
Customer: Oh, wait. I meant to say I'm mentoring a foster child.

Barnes & Noble
Seattle, Washington

Posted on June 10, 2009
Customers, Education, Financial Folk, Offers and requests, Sexuality, Washington, Weirdness

And There Are Too Many Holes Involved.

Male coworker to female coworker: Hey, do you ever play golf?
Female coworker: No, I don't play with balls that small.
(male coworker chokes on drink)

Bellevue, Nebraska

Posted on June 9, 2009
Body Parts, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Nebraska, Questions, Sexuality, Sports

A New PC Makes Giddy Teenagers Of Us All

CEO receptionist: Oh, look! The IT fairy is here with a new PC!
IT guy, carrying computer: Um…?
CEO receptionist: Oh! I meant it like “tooth fairy,” not the…you know, gay kind.
IT guy: Where do you want me to stick it?
CEO receptionist You can put it in the back, the boss is busy right now.

Hospital
Wisconsin

Posted on June 8, 2009
Body Parts, Questions, Receptionists, Sexuality, Tech People, Wisconsin

Sexuality