Boss to underling: When I told you that you smelled like bacon grease, it was a compliment!
Mountain View, Wyoming
Overheard by: Meagan
Boss to underling: When I told you that you smelled like bacon grease, it was a compliment!
Mountain View, Wyoming
Overheard by: Meagan
Guy #1: Oh, that's sticky. Touch it.
Guy #2: I don't want to touch it. I just washed my hands.
Guy #1: Come on!
Guy #2, touches rubber stamp: Oh, that is sticky! Gross!
DePaul University
Chicago, Illinois
Old lady #1: Tea bag? I can't get the teabag to work.
Old lady #2: Why not? It's not like you're bothering anyone.
Old lady #1: Well, I'd have to lay down and my face might get wet from the teabag.
Old lady #2: Yeah, you don't want teabag juice gettin' all over your face.
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
Female coworker, about male coworker: He let me spray him before!
Raleigh, North Carolina
Engineer: Ew! Megan Fox's thumbs look like toes!
Technician: Yeah, but I bet they don't taste like toes!
Warrington
England
Overheard by: jon drake
Managing editor: They start foaming at the mouth and spazzing a little bit, which is really concerning the first time you see it.
Bennington, Vermont
Overheard by: Still Concerned
Office girl: I can't stop thinking about that one-eyed monster that visits me in my dreams at night.
Brampton
Canadia
Female coworker: My box is just exploding right now!
Bellevue, Washington
VP of operations, in meeting with IT, taking semi-important phone call: Hi, this is Ted*. (pause) Yeah. You know what, let me call you back, I'm in the middle of somebody right now.
Washington, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Server guy
Man at urinal: What I would really like to know is why my piss smells like tuna.
Men's Room
Chicago, Illinois
